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  • Submitted by wtfwjd on Aug 4, 10 at 2:16pm

    No he won't

  • Submitted by sl0wsarahm0 on Aug 4, 10 at 4:47pm

    At least he's honest

  • Submitted by archer79 on Aug 4, 10 at 4:46pm

    Saying I love you means never coming home from spring break with the herpes

  • Submitted by whoremonesx3 on Aug 4, 10 at 2:17pm

    @wtfwjd couldn't have said it better myself.

  • Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 4, 10 at 2:24pm

    Was it a cock ring?

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 4, 10 at 7:25pm

    well at least he didn't lie and say he wasn't gonna fuck any other girls in college, thats gotta be worth something

  • Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 4, 10 at 2:56pm

    Well that's sweet.

  • Submitted by ingebeastly on Aug 4, 10 at 2:28pm

    and this is why you should never accept a promise ring from your brother

  • Submitted by MiketheSituation on Aug 4, 10 at 5:23pm

    Now that's the situation right there!! Do the guido fist pump!!

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    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 4, 10 at 7:17pm

    It would be nicer if he imagined every girl he fucks in college as her. This way he’s saying when he fucks her, he’s picturing the other girls right? I’m a little confused.

    • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 4, 10 at 9:37pm

      I’m asking an actual question.

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        Submitted by jenk154 on Aug 6, 10 at 10:44am

        He did mean that he will imagine every girl in college as her.

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    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 3:49pm

    He's a keeper! Lucky gal!

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    Submitted by megagamer on Aug 8, 10 at 9:38am


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    Submitted by wtflol09 on Aug 7, 10 at 2:44am

    Fist pump!!

  • Submitted by HiMyNameIs on Aug 4, 10 at 6:51pm

    @TheRuleBook, bahahaha my ex has aids then... (: lying man whore... Anyway. I like that rule. Lol

  • Submitted by sandyballs on Aug 4, 10 at 10:46pm

    Atleast he'll always be thinking about you...

  • Submitted by DTF420 on Aug 5, 10 at 8:37pm

    Bluegirl, you're absolutely right. And that's why this was said by someone in the 904.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 2:53pm

    Rule: If you make a promise, keep it. Otherwise God is going to give you aids for breaking a promise.