He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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Okay, since the texts I post never make it through, I'm going to start posting my funny texts on lame ones like this
Meeting people online FTL!!!
Charles Rutherford will smother Texas chili all over your tits, and make you howl like Tarzan.
Oh I get it! It's funny because I masturbate enormous horse cocks between my thighs until they spooge all over my kneecaps!
Not to pry or anything but why do you talk to him? How does he have your number if he's never met you? Are you craigslisting/online dating? If so, you deserve it. I'm guessing fake tho.
69 ftw? And yes, Jeff DOES BLOW!!! he sucks
Oh I get it! It's funny because he probably texts her way too much and that would translate into being overbearing in real life too!
This is totally my text! It's nuts that they chose it.
Jeff fucking blows!
Represent Panama City Fl :)
That's cool, but I wouldn't smother you through text.
The Cockmaster would make sweet love to you, Charles Rutherford