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  • Okay, since the texts I post never make it through, I'm going to start posting my funny texts on lame ones like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:33pm
  • Meeting people online FTL!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:11pm
  • That's Quacktastic!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:43pm
  • Charles Rutherford will smother Texas chili all over your tits, and make you howl like Tarzan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:35pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because I masturbate enormous horse cocks between my thighs until they spooge all over my kneecaps! - Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:16pm
  • Not to pry or anything but why do you talk to him? How does he have your number if he's never met you? Are you craigslisting/online dating? If so, you deserve it. I'm guessing fake tho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:11pm
  • 69 ftw? And yes, Jeff DOES BLOW!!! he sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:12pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because he probably texts her way too much and that would translate into being overbearing in real life too! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:46pm
  • This is totally my text! It's nuts that they chose it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:30am
  • Jeff fucking blows! First!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:11pm
  • Represent Panama City Fl :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:47am
  • That's cool, but I wouldn't smother you through text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:01am
  • The Cockmaster would make sweet love to you, Charles Rutherford

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:41pm