Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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I'll remember that when you piss her off and need a couch to crash on.
The bong water is tears :(
Minty tears, needed some listenine after the depression cake :(.
Hey.... That's what we are here for.
And I thought my marriage was good!
I love coming home to a freezer-chilled bong full of ice cold brita water, crushed ice and a bowl of green - in addition to dinner. Relationships are great
I can totally relate, only mine was cinnamon and pecan waffles. Culinary girl are the shit!