I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
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That's a smart little whore.
Props for not using blowjobs or sex as bribes like most of the slutty posters. However the guys you're sleeping around with probably don't care what you do when you're not with them because they see you as nothing more than another vagina.
That is a great idea! And haters fuck off if you don't like premiscuous activities why are you on this site?!
When they all track their HIV and herpes to you, game over.
Cookies are always a good currency.
The 90% of negative comments about women here are from 14 year old boys who still live with their mommies and who wouldn't know what to do with a woman if she was right in front of them.
thank you tired of the negative comments this site. last I checked it was suppose to be funny not a bunch of Bible thumpers "JUDGING" everyone.
I pay my security guard in beer so he doesn't tell all the girls I hook up with about each other!
Why didn't you just blow him, whore?
Or you could get into a healthy relationship and you won't need to bribe anyone
Eventually, like your morals, he will crumble
Because obviously the security guard would do that.
all the negative people on here need to get laid or get a life and if your a bible thumper the bible say thou shall not judge and he without sin may cast the first stone.... can any of you cast that stone I don't think so. so let everyone else enjoy their fun
I've noticed 90% of the comments on this site are 'whore!', 'slut!' and 'enjoy your HIV!' lol, I didn't realise people were still so close-minded
Indeed, considering half the shit most of them find amusing. You would think most would be applauding the woman.
Yeah, because thinking that promiscuity ups your chances of catching an STI is close-minded. Not. It's simple math - the more people you sleep with, the more chances you give yourself to run across one that has something.
By cookies I assume you mean you were gonna suck his dick? Everyone knows whores cant cook
Everyone who says slut or whore never went to college, is a guy and no girl who fuck him, or is a girl and no one would fuck them. So they all need to feel self righteous and act like they're the best person in the world. With that or theyre religious. In which case, no one cares what you have to say
agree with you I'm not super religious but even I know the bible say thou shalt not judge and let he without sin cast the first stone bet no one on here can throw that stone. thank you for trying to set these people straight
Cough *slut* cough
Black Jesus says: you dead bitch.
That's DC for you!
Pretty soon he will want some action too, if you expect him to keep quiet.
@beefyburrito fantastic point