When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
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3:45, I happen to text in paragraphs, a-thankya.
Though fake... my dream was also to be James Bond. But I was 12 then.
i like their friend's reply. haha.
I'm now ashamed to be from the 954
No, its just fake. Pretty easy to spot them since they are getting more and more frequent on TFLN.
I don't mind fake, so long as they're REMOTELY humorous. This one sure as hell isn't.
It's fake because James Bond bed sheets do not exist. And it's not funny because it's not funny
HAHAHA fort laudyyyyy <3
my BF has a Moneypenny tattoo LOL
stupid and also YOU'RE****** NOT YOUR, OMG.
When posting a fake text, please pick one punch line;
"epic fail. Mission Impossible."
and if you use three, make sure they all make sense;
"I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed. "
Just because this person may not be able to deliver a punchline to your standards doesn't mean the text is fake
he fantasizes to daniel craig/roger moore
this person obviously got what they wanted look at all the responses over it
even though it was incredibly lame
they achieved something
good job pat* good job pat*
I hate u
1:23. Couldnt agree more, and why the fuck does TFLN post this fake ridiculous texts that are sofa king lame.
The responder killed all shreds of funny in the original text anways, fake or not.
Those who think this is fake have obviously never set foot in Broward County.
305 and happy.
This is way too long to be a real text. Who texts in paragrahps?
i cant wait for the next catch phrase in the area of FAILURE
Fail, Epic Fail........
its so uber trendy
Even if its not fake its not funny.
sad part is i know man who is that obsessed with james bond so when i first read it, i thought of him and died a little inside