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  • Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Apr 20, 11 at 2:25pm

    Wow! She's a keeper.

  • Submitted by gr33nman on Apr 20, 11 at 7:16pm

    Thank god the thumbs up and down is back!!! Also I wanna meet this girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 20, 11 at 2:25pm

    I don't really get it but right on man

  • Submitted by SD_4_Life on Apr 20, 11 at 4:52pm

    Cumming the ghosts of my ancestors really doesn't sound like a good time to me...but, whatever!

  • Submitted by Kender on Apr 20, 11 at 2:58pm

    Damn. Wish I was you right now.

  • Submitted by cooperbran16 on Apr 20, 11 at 8:06pm

    Sounds rather incestuous to me.

  • Submitted by a7xisacult on Apr 21, 11 at 9:53am

    That sounds ominous, id be scared

  • Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 21, 11 at 1:56am

    sounds like some Harry potter shit

  • Submitted by haliganbar on Apr 20, 11 at 11:01pm

    @anonymous: think the total opposite of blue balls.

  • Submitted by ßółłä on Apr 24, 11 at 11:31am

    First first sucks old man cock

  • Submitted by RoseRich21 on Apr 20, 11 at 6:50pm

    You will both be sore tomorrow

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    Submitted by megnan on Apr 21, 11 at 7:58am


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    Submitted by Cajunk1d on Apr 23, 11 at 9:35pm

    That's an expensive ride on Bourbon St. NOLA. LOL!!!

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    Submitted by maellyne on Apr 23, 11 at 4:12am


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    Submitted by tgeorge on Apr 21, 11 at 10:19pm

    That was pretty much dumb as shit and makes no sense. Were you fucking a rah-tard?

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      Submitted by XZero on Apr 24, 11 at 1:09am

      Hey retard! What's a rahtard? \n\nAlso what part of that didn't you get? Seems like someone has no imagination.

      • Submitted by travisw on Apr 28, 11 at 7:52am

        i think the rah-tard was an burned out hangover quote

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    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 21, 11 at 10:23am

    Did she also tell you she wants to role you into a little ball and put you in her vagina?

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 28, 12 at 9:56pm

    Reminds me of Mulan, except a lot dirtier.

  • Submitted by firstfirst on Apr 20, 11 at 2:07pm


    • Submitted by Napster on Apr 20, 11 at 5:20pm

      And the first shall be last...