She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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Wow! She's a keeper.
I don't really get it but right on man
Thank god the thumbs up and down is back!!! Also I wanna meet this girl
Cumming the ghosts of my ancestors really doesn't sound like a good time to me...but, whatever!
@anonymous: think the total opposite of blue balls.
Damn. Wish I was you right now.
That sounds ominous, id be scared
sounds like some Harry potter shit
Sounds rather incestuous to me.
First first sucks old man cock
You will both be sore tomorrow
That's an expensive ride on Bourbon St. NOLA. LOL!!!
That was pretty much dumb as shit and makes no sense. Were you fucking a rah-tard?
Hey retard! What's a rahtard? \n\nAlso what part of that didn't you get? Seems like someone has no imagination.
i think the rah-tard was an burned out hangover quote
Did she also tell you she wants to role you into a little ball and put you in her vagina?
And the first shall be last...
Reminds me of Mulan, except a lot dirtier.