After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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Gonna take them all on at once?
first person to pointlessly vote down the "first!" guy!
5:40 has a beer belly
This is fake. Who would say me and my boyfriend when texting a friend? You'd say his name, or just "we"...
7:04 since when does a girl have to be of a certain caliber to have a boyfriend? lol that's pretty inaccurate if you ask me. a slut with a boyfriend is still a slut. and the way this is phrased makes it seem like she assumes that all of her booty calls were abstaining while she had a boyfriend lol highly unlikely
a foul bitch? who the fuck says that
So when will my reward show herself?
11:42, you yourself came from said "slit". So what good are women? A lot more than you give credit for. They're more than just 50's stereotypes
Fucking cum dumpster
haha wow, this sounds like something that my ex would say
Dude I am totally doing that. XD
LOL @ 5:40... Wait it's not 5:40 yet at all, WTF?
A plague on your vagina blasphemous tempter or men
I said that you's a ho...HO!
I hate feminists too. Boy what a lost cause THAT is..way to go buddy thumbs up 2 that
Reminds me of how I used to mess around on my ex till I found out we were both talking to the same girl. Weird but u got a 3 way out of it
fuck 5:40 and all the double standard believing losers on this board. ladie's are pimps/players too!! pimp it girl!!! holla
5:52 you fail at telling time. Please don't procreate.
PLEASE tell me she did not think that they were all just sitting around waiting for her?! Because I can guarantee THEY WEREN'T!! they were out getting every other piece of ass they could!! Dumb ass
11:42, who the FUCK cares whether or not a girl can fix a car?
Wahhh wahhhhh all the bitches who go to church and then get gangbanged on the six other days of the week are all calling you slutty. What a surprise. Hypocritical skanks....if she's proud of it, she's proud of it :)
Not many women are worth waiting for... don't wait procrastinate, and do w/e you want in the mean time, just dont talk about that with her. \nGlad to see she likes sex tho
I like the person who saw this as a harry potter reference lol
Awww 7:22. Has someone not been laid yet?
My ex has a 708 number..... I bet this was her!!
Yep....it probably was! And it sucks ya didn't get one good last lay.... don't worry I'm sure she did that night!
Can I be on your booty call list? Hehe. I'm a sexy girl ;)
It is actually.. "after my boyfriend and I broke up" not "after me and my boyfriend broke up"
You must have a pussy made of gold, huh? Oh wait...your just a dumb slut
You, sir or Madame, are a GOD.
Definately a slut. MASS text. How many booty calls does this walking STD have?!?
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
because I'm SURE they were all just waiting for you
hey!!! she waited til she was single...thats the point! looove it! and believe me, she did have a waiting list, lol, we all do, dumbasses, we have what's called a pussy, and if she's caliber enough to have a boyfriend, yes, her booty calls, have waited by patiently til she was single. Stop the hatin, just cuz u can't pull this off! hahahahaha
Not only can I perform maintenance on my own vehicle, but I can also do all the handy work around my house, cook, clean and give an amazing beej... so I am worth more then just my "slit"... I understand I am an exception to a lot of women, and I hold very high standards for the men in my life, because I need a man worth more then just a good penis.
And trust me, there are men out there who their penis is the only thing worth anything.
if they were real "booty calls", then that means you were probably cheating on your bf before you broke up... which prolly makes him a tool, and you a slut...
When guys say stuff like this it makes me proud. But when it's girls it's like gross you are slutty. Way to stay classy you dumb hoe. Why don't you make yourself useful and make me a god damned sandwich
the OP is a dumb cunt. Hooking up with a booty call is no reward. The booty call is what you tap after the pussy that you really wnat isn't available. The booty call is always available
Definitely a cum dumpster. Way to reaffirm my faith that "All women are whores"
Good for you. Wait to save your snatch until a breakup for late night booty.
A lot of people say that you jerk off
Sorry meant slutty. iPod doesn't like the word slutty aparently lol
hahaha i love it. All you guys are just fuckin haters. Chill the fuck out, it's the holiday season, let the girl enjoy herself! The dude was probably a total fuckin asshole anyway!
Sure Miguel. I'll just need you to fill out this I-9 real.........ohhh yeah. Nevermind then
Oh dear lord people please keep your ignorance to yourselves.
Damn there's some real haters out there with no sense of humor. 11:42, u must of been dumped by the love of your life and obviously aren't playa enough to drop it. Btw, ya mama ain't worth shit either, when are u gonna tell her? Lol
I think it's pretty jacked up to have booty calls when you're with someone. Ain't nothing wrong with getting your swerve on, but If you have to resist the temptation to make a slut of yourself, then you need therapy.
Guys do pull this off all the time. We fuck hoes on the side cuz it ain't no thang. I give my bench players garbage minutes every once in a while, but that's not the point. You girls are supposed to have higher standards for yourselves. Fuck all you stupid hoes all you are good for is making sandwiches and getting my dick wet.
Haha Harry potter reference? You're like a slurry voldemort.
did that. it was nice.
got laid 13 times in 10 days.
well done hun. way to not make me alone in my celebratory singleness