I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet