Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Why are you drunk at the library?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices