I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Why are you drunk at the library?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.