he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Why are you drunk at the library?
Dating After Heartbreak
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who