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  • Submitted by colan08 on Mar 23, 11 at 3:58pm

    Your reply should have been, "that's alright. I was doin anal with another girl right before you got here." tit for tit.

  • Submitted by MeOlly on Mar 23, 11 at 2:32pm

    stay classy princess

  • Submitted by Romulus1969 on Mar 23, 11 at 3:43pm

    "try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"

  • Submitted by Taipan on Mar 23, 11 at 5:18pm

    Guys think they like sluts til they hear something like that. Or get herpes. Or both if they didn't learn the first time.

  • Submitted by CptCheesecake on Mar 23, 11 at 2:34pm

    Hope there was no kissy face before that beej

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 23, 11 at 3:21pm

    Like a boss.

  • Submitted by Reggie_Dunlop on Mar 23, 11 at 5:04pm

    It's also not her second time doing it today either.

  • Submitted by bunny420 on Mar 23, 11 at 4:54pm

    "im not a slut I just love jizz" What's wrong with girls today?

    • Submitted by armyguy15u on Mar 30, 11 at 9:14am

      They're all dirty sluts.

  • Submitted by ftbny on Mar 23, 11 at 3:42pm

    Myoplex shakes are expensive, she just needed some protein

  • Submitted by 9mile on Mar 23, 11 at 2:41pm

    Daddy's lil girl is all grown up.

  • Submitted by famlytree on Mar 23, 11 at 3:28pm

    Damn I need to meet SukiSidu

  • Submitted by Michguy on Mar 23, 11 at 3:44pm

    Another case of herpes on the books.

  • Submitted by IDontWantOne on Mar 23, 11 at 11:42pm

    You got a blow job out of it. I don't see what the problem is.

  • Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Mar 23, 11 at 2:42pm

    That's nice

  • Submitted by ryaniscool on Mar 23, 11 at 8:56pm

    Unless she was the one getting a blow job, that should say "giving."

    • Submitted by yourmeme on Mar 24, 11 at 8:53pm

      she didn't say she got a blow job. she said she's done that today. as in performed the act.

  • Submitted by rda1926 on Mar 23, 11 at 3:46pm

    Damn.. Good thing shes not his gf.. I hope to never hear any shit like that...

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    Submitted by rm7biker on Apr 6, 11 at 4:33pm

    put a ring on it!

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Mar 23, 11 at 6:59pm

    Way to kill it.

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    Submitted by marciemayhem on Mar 23, 11 at 11:51pm


  • Submitted by Diggity_Dawg on Mar 24, 11 at 12:27am

    Was that after the pimple on her lip popped. \n\nDude stop paying homeless girls on the street to find that 2 inch shlong.

  • Submitted by jasonstraka on Mar 24, 11 at 5:07pm


  • Submitted by SALIA on Mar 24, 11 at 12:22am

    Bunny420, I'm thinking the same thing! Both girls make me very, very sad.

  • Submitted by SukiSidhu on Mar 23, 11 at 3:17pm

    7 in a day! My record will stand forever! I'm not a slut I just love jizz!

  • Submitted by Charlie_Sheen on Mar 23, 11 at 8:44pm

    I was the first guy ;)

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    Submitted by ThatsFine on Mar 25, 11 at 1:10am

    She warmed up for the big game.

  • Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 10, 11 at 11:42pm

    And certainly not your last!

  • Submitted by 1n1_4now on Mar 23, 11 at 2:26pm

    Yep, definitely wasnt her FIRST time.

  • Submitted by speedway on Mar 23, 11 at 3:20pm

    Well; you know you weren't the first one that day if she's gotta tell ya. You picked a winner!