i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Pants are for mortals
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD