I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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Everyone in your room got stuffed but you.
pork wins again
guys get impatient waiting for you to turn all of your stuffed animals around so they aren't watching
This can't be a guy. 1) guys who text stuff like this don't have stuffed animals. 2) this is exactly the kind of stupidity displayed by most girls who don't realize getting laid is as easy as saying "I'm horny"
Some of us prefer women who are smart enough to not give themselves skin cancer.
Sweetheart, start with ditching the stuffed animals and get out of the house!
Just walk outside and it shouldn't be too hard to find a guy, if you can't you have bigger problems
How do you have an awesome tan if you don't have the energy to leave your room?
Get off your ass and take the lead.
Most depressing start of a porno ever
On my way !!!!!
knock, knock ...
Banna wonderin' when you were gonna answer the door.
I'd fuck ya. Just saying :)
All those cats show first.
Call me n I'll help ya out w that ;-)
How can you tell OP is a guy??
op is a guy
Damn you porksword!! You beat me to it.
put an ad out on Craigslist ya dumb whore