Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
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Box of wine = twelve dollars\n\nSmashed window = three hundred dollars\n\nBeing to dumb to realize 1 smashed window equals 25 boxes of wine = priceless.
First world thievery.
In a lot of places it's illegal to sell alcohol past a certain time at night. It was probably some drunk idiots who wanted more booze after time. At least they left money behind.
817 c Fort Worth Texas. You can't buy alcohol anywhere after midnight here.
So they can afford $300 to fix your window, but not $20 for a box of wine?
I call bullshit, no one is that stupid. I hope
drunk and out of booze at 4 am
Well they are if they're underage...
I totally buy this. After all three weeks ago some drunk woman broke into my condo because she was out of booze on her way home. She even made herself a margarita while my room mate and I were sleeping... Drunkness makes people do stupid ballsey things.