Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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People with "real" jobs generally discover that it's much more conducive to success for them to snort coke or take their kid's Ritalin before work than it is to get drunk.
yes, I've seen some of your other posts. if I hadn't, I might brush it off as you being sarcastic. but if you're sarcastic ALL of the time, people are just going to think you're a snobby bitch.
I'm okay with that. Also, I have made serious statements. I like to think most of what I say is only half-serious.
"people are... snobby bitch." ..... who. gives. a. fuuuuuuck. THIS IS THE INTERNET......................................................
Damn everluck got pwned... Just go on and change ur name to neverluck... Also not bad of a text... although I got one of them "real" jobs too and I keep a bloodstream of monster and vodka... ^.^
it's a joke, "figuratively." you know, when friends joke around and might be a little sarcastic? lighten up and get your panties out of a wad.
Uh huh. Yes, clearly I am uptight, and I don't know what a joke is, as everything I've said on this site is 100 percent serious, with zero trace of sarcasm. But thank you for teaching me, I'll have to try to use this "joke" thing you talk about sometime.
Sometimes, you're a little too clever, Figuratively. Sharp wit is missed more often than not. Let me know about that "joke" thing; I'll be waiting. ;-)
I'll be sure to do that. :D
I believe you mean productive.
This is why I went for a really professional job where I put in 40 and save my free time for tickling said8ed's balls. Wait, what? Fired!
Shit, dude. It looked like you were bridging over to normalcy for a moment when I saw you reply to a said8ED post where you pine to fondle his balls and didn't include "fired". You had three thumbs-up and four thumbs-down; a marked improvement over all your previous "fired" posts. Now this.
He even got ME thinking wtf with this one. Full marks for shock value, Rick.
@Rick_scott: Glad we finally know that you want said8ed more than the rest of us combined. Answers a LOT of questions regarding your socially awkward posts.\n@Figuratively: That guy thinks you are way too serious in a post about snorting coke. He obv does not qualify for one of those "real jobs".\n@Said8ed: Dude, if you see Rick... run.
Haha, Togglebunny, I love you. For me, "awkward" is just an alternate for "awesome". The more twisted, the BETTER.
Haha, no he obviously does not. Thank you. :)