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  • People with "real" jobs generally discover that it's much more conducive to success for them to snort coke or take their kid's Ritalin before work than it is to get drunk.

    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 22, 10 at 4:29pm
  • yes, I've seen some of your other posts. if I hadn't, I might brush it off as you being sarcastic. but if you're sarcastic ALL of the time, people are just going to think you're a snobby bitch.

    Submitted by everluck23 on Nov 22, 10 at 6:12pm
    • I'm okay with that. Also, I have made serious statements. I like to think most of what I say is only half-serious.

      Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 22, 10 at 6:19pm
    • "people are... snobby bitch." ..... who. gives. a. fuuuuuuck. THIS IS THE INTERNET......................................................

      Submitted by wuddahull on Nov 23, 10 at 4:04pm
  • it's a joke, "figuratively." you know, when friends joke around and might be a little sarcastic? lighten up and get your panties out of a wad.

    Submitted by everluck23 on Nov 22, 10 at 5:30pm
    • Uh huh. Yes, clearly I am uptight, and I don't know what a joke is, as everything I've said on this site is 100 percent serious, with zero trace of sarcasm. But thank you for teaching me, I'll have to try to use this "joke" thing you talk about sometime.

      Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 22, 10 at 5:51pm
      • Sometimes, you're a little too clever, Figuratively. Sharp wit is missed more often than not. Let me know about that "joke" thing; I'll be waiting. ;-)

        Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 6:13pm
  • Damn everluck got pwned... Just go on and change ur name to neverluck... Also not bad of a text... although I got one of them "real" jobs too and I keep a bloodstream of monster and vodka... ^.^

    Submitted by acid_monster on Dec 7, 10 at 8:25pm
  • I believe you mean productive.

    Submitted by aliaspassword on Nov 22, 10 at 5:18pm
  • I'm mistaken.

    Submitted by aliaspassword on Nov 22, 10 at 5:19pm
  • This is why I went for a really professional job where I put in 40 and save my free time for tickling said8ed's balls. Wait, what? Fired!

    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 22, 10 at 6:39pm
    • Shit, dude. It looked like you were bridging over to normalcy for a moment when I saw you reply to a said8ED post where you pine to fondle his balls and didn't include "fired". You had three thumbs-up and four thumbs-down; a marked improvement over all your previous "fired" posts. Now this.

      Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 22, 10 at 9:57pm
      • He even got ME thinking wtf with this one. Full marks for shock value, Rick.

        Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 10:30pm
  • Amen

    Submitted by hawkeye071292 on Nov 29, 10 at 9:59am
  • @Rick_scott: Glad we finally know that you want said8ed more than the rest of us combined. Answers a LOT of questions regarding your socially awkward posts.\n@Figuratively: That guy thinks you are way too serious in a post about snorting coke. He obv does not qualify for one of those "real jobs".\n@Said8ed: Dude, if you see Rick... run.

    Submitted by Togglebunny on Nov 22, 10 at 11:11pm
    • Haha, Togglebunny, I love you. For me, "awkward" is just an alternate for "awesome". The more twisted, the BETTER.

      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 23, 10 at 3:06am
    • Haha, no he obviously does not. Thank you. :)

      Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 23, 10 at 4:03pm