i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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Ask. Unless you're ugly, he'll be on board. Just expect him to penis your face in return.
Vagina: One of nature's basic food groups
You can practice on me
You have permission to assault my face anytime, provided you are not in the rag!
AHH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET AHH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
Sounds like shes just trying to get him back for all that head
i'm sure it'll turn out the way you want if you do just that. literally assault his face...with your vagina.
This is obviously fake, the vagina is not a weapon!
Not if you use it RIGHT it isn't.
Wait, he would like that
Assault with vulva sounds more doable!
I wish I knew this girl.....
should be easy enough to do that
feed him your muffin
Haha. Chicks are for fags.
No anal = sexual fail