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  • Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Mar 8, 11 at 9:59am

    Ask. Unless you're ugly, he'll be on board. Just expect him to penis your face in return.

  • Submitted by gr33nman on Mar 8, 11 at 10:00am

    Vagina: One of nature's basic food groups

  • Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Mar 8, 11 at 10:35am

    You can practice on me

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    Submitted by colan08 on Mar 8, 11 at 1:33pm

    AHH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET AHH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

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    Submitted by hacker201 on Mar 8, 11 at 9:59am

    You have permission to assault my face anytime, provided you are not in the rag!

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    Submitted by emmykb on Mar 8, 11 at 7:57pm

    i'm sure it'll turn out the way you want if you do just that. literally assault his face...with your vagina.

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    Submitted by MargieMcDoogle on Mar 8, 11 at 6:53pm

    Sounds like shes just trying to get him back for all that head

  • Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 8, 11 at 9:54am

    This is obviously fake, the vagina is not a weapon!

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      Submitted by rimmion on Mar 8, 11 at 1:46pm

      Not if you use it RIGHT it isn't.

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    Submitted by mynameischris on Mar 9, 11 at 10:33pm

    Wait, he would like that

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    Submitted by kin_in_in on Mar 8, 11 at 3:59pm

    Assault with vulva sounds more doable!

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    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 9, 11 at 11:24am

    feed him your muffin

  • 49 58
    Submitted by madmorgie on May 27, 11 at 9:26pm

    should be easy enough to do that

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    Submitted by deanerjr on Mar 9, 11 at 3:46am

    I wish I knew this girl.....

  • Submitted by captainC on Mar 8, 11 at 2:16pm

    Haha. Chicks are for fags.

  • Submitted by Assman_Humpeth on Mar 8, 11 at 9:54am

    No anal = sexual fail