DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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Stop being dramatic and change the batteries.
Get better at the sex there's so much more of to be had, and maybe they'll try to live. Texting in all caps definitely won't work, though. No one likes to be yelled at, especially on their death bed.
The best motivational line I ever read!