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  • Submitted by Croooooooooow on Apr 16, 10 at 11:57am

    If you've gotten head from her best friend, would that make her the Antonio Salieri of dick-sucking?

  • Submitted by the88thpianoman on Apr 16, 10 at 12:05pm

    Mozart. Not Motzart. Stupid fuck.

  • Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 16, 10 at 12:46pm

    So, you're saying she's highly overrated and just does the same basic techniques over and over again with sporadic flourishes?\n\nI'd prefer the Beethoven of blowjobs. She'd do shit that makes you wonder how someone could ever have even imagined such a thing, haha!

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 14, 12 at 9:32pm

      I'm pretty sure that "the same basic techniques over and over again with sporadic flourishes" is a good description of most sexual acts. There are only a limited number of things that the human body is capable of doing.

  • Submitted by thedood on Apr 16, 10 at 1:27pm

    Rock me Amadeus!

  • Submitted by iateacoponce on Apr 16, 10 at 12:45pm

    maybe she's just naturally good at sucking dick, anyone ever think of that?

  • Submitted by maskedman on Apr 16, 10 at 11:30am

    When I find my Mozart, we're going to get married…wait, that sounded a little fruity.

  • Submitted by NCA on Apr 16, 10 at 1:16pm

    What's her name and phone number? I'll need to verify.

  • Submitted by maxdmins on Apr 17, 10 at 2:05am

    The fact that you let a 'Mozart of Sucking Dick' escape revokes your man card for at least ten years minimum.

  • Submitted by thebatman on Apr 16, 10 at 12:45pm

    It's not who you are on the outside, but what you DO that defines you

  • Submitted by mrhill1 on Apr 16, 10 at 1:56pm

    very funny!

  • Submitted by watRuSMOKIN on May 5, 10 at 2:30am

    this sounds like a personal problem

  • Submitted by MissKitKa on Apr 16, 10 at 2:26pm

    Heynot everyone gets good at sucking dick by doing it a lot...

  • Submitted by BWAshleyLynn on Apr 16, 10 at 3:21pm

    Croooooooow is my new bff.

  • Submitted by XxscenelovexX on Apr 16, 10 at 11:42pm

    I have no gag reflexis :)

  • Submitted by CourtneyXxDHEF on Apr 16, 10 at 3:22pm

    LOL @ iateacoponce

  • Submitted by johnson34 on Apr 16, 10 at 2:24pm

    Practice makes perfect I always say

  • Submitted by piratesrfun on Jun 19, 10 at 10:24pm

    i wish i could be that good... who wants to help me practice?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 12:40am

    Fuck the bitch who said 'whambulance'. Good god, man.

  • Submitted by ryno24 on Apr 16, 10 at 11:37am

    Cock sucking champion of the world!

  • Submitted by ilyooou on Apr 17, 10 at 9:29am

    Jbubbya- No. You misspelled "anonymously."

  • Submitted by AcesFull07 on Apr 16, 10 at 12:11pm

    LMAO @ crooooow!

  • Submitted by youarehere on Apr 17, 10 at 7:38am

    I known. Same here.

  • Submitted by jprincess on Apr 16, 10 at 3:09pm

    Mmmmm.... The mouth waters at the very thought sucking cock- yum!

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    Submitted by CrawfordS on May 8, 11 at 8:27pm

    Get off ur period and get a blowjob pianobitch

  • Submitted by delmonte on Apr 18, 10 at 1:06pm

    Been there. My Mozart gave multiple orgasms. Have never forgotten. All other Bjs are just good.

  • Submitted by jackoff on Apr 16, 10 at 12:53pm

    Last night my friend fucked a cat

  • Submitted by monnie on Apr 16, 10 at 3:27pm

    How sweet Cleveland

  • Submitted by mylifeiscrazy on Apr 19, 10 at 1:34am

    I've received statements like that before. I warn them ahead of time, but they never really care until they get it a few times from other girls and they realize how profoundly they've been affected. It's awesome.

  • Submitted by Bigwavedave on May 4, 11 at 1:50am

    How many girls do you think this guy sent this to? It's obviously a last desperate attempt for him to get his dick sucked by that girl one last time

  • Submitted by elijah354 on Apr 16, 10 at 5:28pm

    I got a lap dance from my wife and she's like the the Microsoft CEO at that. Would that be 1?

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    Submitted by CreepyNevadans on Jul 22, 11 at 6:28pm

    MOZART.... get it right geez

  • Submitted by hellohello16 on Apr 17, 10 at 12:19am

    Haha. This is funny. Favorite!

  • Submitted by cjhoops on Apr 16, 10 at 11:24am

    Haha I'm not gonna say first

  • Submitted by jbubbya on Apr 17, 10 at 12:18am

    Oh no the OP spelled a name wrong somebody call the whambulance. Correcting people anonomously on the web is one example of many as to why you never get laid or have no friends. Are all my words spelled correctly? Because it's very important to me.

  • Submitted by jdv046 on Apr 29, 10 at 1:49pm

    On a sarcastic note, it's spelt not spelled... Lol

  • Submitted by alli290588 on Dec 27, 10 at 12:50am

    Ohio is known for slutty girls, well most of them are, especially up north.

  • Submitted by CLmartin84 on Apr 16, 10 at 10:29pm

    88th piano man... Thank you for pointing that out. Here is a blatant example of the stupidity that lies all around us. Any person who can not spell "Mozart" is a fucking retard and should not have passed beyond the 6th grade.