You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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If you've gotten head from her best friend, would that make her the Antonio Salieri of dick-sucking?
Mozart. Not Motzart. Stupid fuck.
So, you're saying she's highly overrated and just does the same basic techniques over and over again with sporadic flourishes?\n\nI'd prefer the Beethoven of blowjobs. She'd do shit that makes you wonder how someone could ever have even imagined such a thing, haha!
I'm pretty sure that "the same basic techniques over and over again with sporadic flourishes" is a good description of most sexual acts. There are only a limited number of things that the human body is capable of doing.
Rock me Amadeus!
maybe she's just naturally good at sucking dick, anyone ever think of that?
What's her name and phone number? I'll need to verify.
When I find my Mozart, we're going to get married…wait, that sounded a little fruity.
The fact that you let a 'Mozart of Sucking Dick' escape revokes your man card for at least ten years minimum.
It's not who you are on the outside, but what you DO that defines you
this sounds like a personal problem
Heynot everyone gets good at sucking dick by doing it a lot...
LOL @ iateacoponce
I have no gag reflexis :)
Croooooooow is my new bff.
Practice makes perfect I always say
LMAO @ crooooow!
i wish i could be that good... who wants to help me practice?
Jbubbya- No. You misspelled "anonymously."
Fuck the bitch who said 'whambulance'. Good god, man.
Cock sucking champion of the world!
Been there. My Mozart gave multiple orgasms. Have never forgotten. All other Bjs are just good.
Mmmmm.... The mouth waters at the very thought sucking cock- yum!
I known. Same here.
I've received statements like that before. I warn them ahead of time, but they never really care until they get it a few times from other girls and they realize how profoundly they've been affected. It's awesome.
Get off ur period and get a blowjob pianobitch
Last night my friend fucked a cat
How many girls do you think this guy sent this to? It's obviously a last desperate attempt for him to get his dick sucked by that girl one last time
Oh no the OP spelled a name wrong somebody call the whambulance. Correcting people anonomously on the web is one example of many as to why you never get laid or have no friends. Are all my words spelled correctly? Because it's very important to me.
Haha. This is funny. Favorite!
I got a lap dance from my wife and she's like the the Microsoft CEO at that. Would that be 1?
How sweet Cleveland
MOZART.... get it right geez
Ohio is known for slutty girls, well most of them are, especially up north.
88th piano man... Thank you for pointing that out. Here is a blatant example of the stupidity that lies all around us. Any person who can not spell "Mozart" is a fucking retard and should not have passed beyond the 6th grade.
Haha I'm not gonna say first
On a sarcastic note, it's spelt not spelled... Lol