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  • If you've gotten head from her best friend, would that make her the Antonio Salieri of dick-sucking?

    Submitted by Croooooooooow on Apr 16, 10 at 11:57am
  • Mozart. Not Motzart. Stupid fuck.

    Submitted by the88thpianoman on Apr 16, 10 at 12:05pm
  • So, you're saying she's highly overrated and just does the same basic techniques over and over again with sporadic flourishes?\n\nI'd prefer the Beethoven of blowjobs. She'd do shit that makes you wonder how someone could ever have even imagined such a thing, haha!

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 16, 10 at 12:46pm
    • I'm pretty sure that "the same basic techniques over and over again with sporadic flourishes" is a good description of most sexual acts. There are only a limited number of things that the human body is capable of doing.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 14, 12 at 9:32pm
  • Rock me Amadeus!

    Submitted by thedood on Apr 16, 10 at 1:27pm
  • Heynot everyone gets good at sucking dick by doing it a lot...

    Submitted by MissKitKa on Apr 16, 10 at 2:26pm
  • maybe she's just naturally good at sucking dick, anyone ever think of that?

    Submitted by iateacoponce on Apr 16, 10 at 12:45pm
  • What's her name and phone number? I'll need to verify.

    Submitted by NCA on Apr 16, 10 at 1:16pm
  • When I find my Mozart, we're going to get married…wait, that sounded a little fruity.

    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 16, 10 at 11:30am
  • The fact that you let a 'Mozart of Sucking Dick' escape revokes your man card for at least ten years minimum.

    Submitted by maxdmins on Apr 17, 10 at 2:05am
  • It's not who you are on the outside, but what you DO that defines you

    Submitted by thebatman on Apr 16, 10 at 12:45pm
  • this sounds like a personal problem

    Submitted by watRuSMOKIN on May 5, 10 at 2:30am
  • LOL @ iateacoponce

    Submitted by CourtneyXxDHEF on Apr 16, 10 at 3:22pm
  • very funny!

    Submitted by mrhill1 on Apr 16, 10 at 1:56pm
  • I have no gag reflexis :)

    Submitted by XxscenelovexX on Apr 16, 10 at 11:42pm
  • Croooooooow is my new bff.

    Submitted by BWAshleyLynn on Apr 16, 10 at 3:21pm
  • Practice makes perfect I always say

    Submitted by johnson34 on Apr 16, 10 at 2:24pm
  • LMAO @ crooooow!

    Submitted by AcesFull07 on Apr 16, 10 at 12:11pm
  • i wish i could be that good... who wants to help me practice?

    Submitted by piratesrfun on Jun 19, 10 at 10:24pm
  • Jbubbya- No. You misspelled "anonymously."

    Submitted by ilyooou on Apr 17, 10 at 9:29am
  • Cock sucking champion of the world!

    Submitted by ryno24 on Apr 16, 10 at 11:37am
  • Been there. My Mozart gave multiple orgasms. Have never forgotten. All other Bjs are just good.

    Submitted by delmonte on Apr 18, 10 at 1:06pm
  • Mmmmm.... The mouth waters at the very thought sucking cock- yum!

    Submitted by jprincess on Apr 16, 10 at 3:09pm
  • I known. Same here.

    Submitted by youarehere on Apr 17, 10 at 7:38am
  • Get off ur period and get a blowjob pianobitch

    Submitted by CrawfordS on May 8, 11 at 8:27pm
  • I've received statements like that before. I warn them ahead of time, but they never really care until they get it a few times from other girls and they realize how profoundly they've been affected. It's awesome.

    Submitted by mylifeiscrazy on Apr 19, 10 at 1:34am
  • Last night my friend fucked a cat

    Submitted by jackoff on Apr 16, 10 at 12:53pm
  • How many girls do you think this guy sent this to? It's obviously a last desperate attempt for him to get his dick sucked by that girl one last time

    Submitted by Bigwavedave on May 4, 11 at 1:50am
  • Fuck the bitch who said 'whambulance'. Good god, man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 17, 10 at 12:40am
  • I got a lap dance from my wife and she's like the the Microsoft CEO at that. Would that be 1?

    Submitted by elijah354 on Apr 16, 10 at 5:28pm
  • Oh no the OP spelled a name wrong somebody call the whambulance. Correcting people anonomously on the web is one example of many as to why you never get laid or have no friends. Are all my words spelled correctly? Because it's very important to me.

    Submitted by jbubbya on Apr 17, 10 at 12:18am
  • Haha. This is funny. Favorite!

    Submitted by hellohello16 on Apr 17, 10 at 12:19am
  • How sweet Cleveland

    Submitted by monnie on Apr 16, 10 at 3:27pm
  • MOZART.... get it right geez

    Submitted by CreepyNevadans on Jul 22, 11 at 6:28pm
  • 88th piano man... Thank you for pointing that out. Here is a blatant example of the stupidity that lies all around us. Any person who can not spell "Mozart" is a fucking retard and should not have passed beyond the 6th grade.

    Submitted by CLmartin84 on Apr 16, 10 at 10:29pm
  • Ohio is known for slutty girls, well most of them are, especially up north.

    Submitted by alli290588 on Dec 27, 10 at 12:50am
  • Haha I'm not gonna say first

    Submitted by cjhoops on Apr 16, 10 at 11:24am
  • On a sarcastic note, it's spelt not spelled... Lol

    Submitted by jdv046 on Apr 29, 10 at 1:49pm