She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
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This is why I try to sleep with good people. Every time you get them off it's like you're agent of good karma. Plus they tend to be good in bed--generous people are generous lovers. Also they bang like a screen door in a tornado once they get a chance to let loose.
This one actually made me laugh... two points bitches
You're doing good work. Jesus himself would give you at least a nod
At least a nod. He was quite generous, and of course, hung.
hahaha I reread that and laughed my balls off. Good joke, bad taste.
It depends how good the orgasm is if god dismisses things. She could be faking
Being a Social Worker made this text even better. :D
Being a Social Worker, this makes me laugh even more. :D
@goodluckimawhitefag--> how the fuck is an orgasm painful?
Being a social work major made this text so much better!
Arthurlux - too good, that's effin funny!! I think cause it's true!!
Absolutely. Because having premarital sex with a "good" person somehow redeems you... Maybe not but it was still funny, flawed logic, but funny.
Ever fuck a blind girl? They're so grateful...
haha that is actually strangely romantic
so when you make her squirt, does he remove a year of bad?
That sh!t don't wash off so easy... Takes more than an orgasm.
Anyone who says this was a good night is dumb. Giving girls orgasms is painful fir them and sex should be for marriages only