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  • This is why I try to sleep with good people. Every time you get them off it's like you're agent of good karma. Plus they tend to be good in bed--generous people are generous lovers. Also they bang like a screen door in a tornado once they get a chance to let loose.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 17, 11 at 3:25pm
  • This one actually made me laugh... two points bitches

    Submitted by tangerineballs on Feb 17, 11 at 1:52pm
  • You're doing good work. Jesus himself would give you at least a nod

    Submitted by YeastyPaper on Feb 17, 11 at 2:01pm
  • It depends how good the orgasm is if god dismisses things. She could be faking

    Submitted by playin on Feb 17, 11 at 2:46pm
  • Being a Social Worker made this text even better. :D

    Submitted by enich0308 on Feb 18, 11 at 2:14am
  • Being a Social Worker made this text even better. :D

    Submitted by enich0308 on Feb 18, 11 at 2:14am
  • Being a Social Worker, this makes me laugh even more. :D

    Submitted by enich0308 on Feb 18, 11 at 2:18am
  • hahaha

    Submitted by IsntThatStellar on Feb 18, 11 at 11:43am
  • @goodluckimawhitefag--> how the fuck is an orgasm painful?

    Submitted by bento_bean22 on Feb 18, 11 at 1:40am
  • Being a social work major made this text so much better!

    Submitted by CUAgirl on Feb 18, 11 at 1:48am
  • Being a Social Worker, this makes me laugh even more. :D

    Submitted by enich0308 on Feb 18, 11 at 2:18am
  • Arthurlux - too good, that's effin funny!! I think cause it's true!!

    Submitted by blondecanuck on Feb 17, 11 at 10:33pm
  • Absolutely. Because having premarital sex with a "good" person somehow redeems you... Maybe not but it was still funny, flawed logic, but funny.

    Submitted by meganmegan on Feb 18, 11 at 12:22pm
  • Ever fuck a blind girl? They're so grateful...

    Submitted by amonymous on Feb 18, 11 at 10:16am
  • haha that is actually strangely romantic

    Submitted by harold31 on Feb 24, 11 at 2:50am
  • so when you make her squirt, does he remove a year of bad?

    Submitted by steeldude on Feb 17, 11 at 11:54pm
  • That sh!t don't wash off so easy... Takes more than an orgasm.

    Submitted by MadF00L on Feb 17, 11 at 1:35pm
  • Anyone who says this was a good night is dumb. Giving girls orgasms is painful fir them and sex should be for marriages only

    Submitted by GoodLuckImWhite on Feb 17, 11 at 10:20pm