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  • Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 17, 11 at 3:25pm

    This is why I try to sleep with good people. Every time you get them off it's like you're agent of good karma. Plus they tend to be good in bed--generous people are generous lovers. Also they bang like a screen door in a tornado once they get a chance to let loose.

  • Submitted by tangerineballs on Feb 17, 11 at 1:52pm

    This one actually made me laugh... two points bitches

  • Submitted by YeastyPaper on Feb 17, 11 at 2:01pm

    You're doing good work. Jesus himself would give you at least a nod

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      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 18, 11 at 1:54am

      At least a nod. He was quite generous, and of course, hung.

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        Submitted by tlovell on Feb 18, 11 at 10:47pm

        hahaha I reread that and laughed my balls off. Good joke, bad taste.

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    Submitted by playin on Feb 17, 11 at 2:46pm

    It depends how good the orgasm is if god dismisses things. She could be faking

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    Submitted by enich0308 on Feb 18, 11 at 2:14am

    Being a Social Worker made this text even better. :D

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    Submitted by enich0308 on Feb 18, 11 at 2:14am

    Being a Social Worker made this text even better. :D

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    Submitted by enich0308 on Feb 18, 11 at 2:18am

    Being a Social Worker, this makes me laugh even more. :D

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    Submitted by CUAgirl on Feb 18, 11 at 1:48am

    Being a social work major made this text so much better!

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    Submitted by IsntThatStellar on Feb 18, 11 at 11:43am

    hahaha

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    Submitted by bento_bean22 on Feb 18, 11 at 1:40am

    @goodluckimawhitefag--> how the fuck is an orgasm painful?

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    Submitted by enich0308 on Feb 18, 11 at 2:18am

    Being a Social Worker, this makes me laugh even more. :D

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    Submitted by blondecanuck on Feb 17, 11 at 10:33pm

    Arthurlux - too good, that's effin funny!! I think cause it's true!!

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    Submitted by harold31 on Feb 24, 11 at 2:50am

    haha that is actually strangely romantic

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    Submitted by meganmegan on Feb 18, 11 at 12:22pm

    Absolutely. Because having premarital sex with a "good" person somehow redeems you... Maybe not but it was still funny, flawed logic, but funny.

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    Submitted by steeldude on Feb 17, 11 at 11:54pm

    so when you make her squirt, does he remove a year of bad?

  • Submitted by MadF00L on Feb 17, 11 at 1:35pm

    That sh!t don't wash off so easy... Takes more than an orgasm.

  • Submitted by amonymous on Feb 18, 11 at 10:16am

    Ever fuck a blind girl? They're so grateful...

  • Submitted by GoodLuckImWhite on Feb 17, 11 at 10:20pm

    Anyone who says this was a good night is dumb. Giving girls orgasms is painful fir them and sex should be for marriages only