Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
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The real surprise is when you find out the retainer belongs to the ten year old boy in the room next door.
11:20 no he didn't I'm listening to rush right now he said he doesn't care that Obama is black, he wouldn't care if he was gray, white, a hermaphrodite, and a list of others. He said to him he was the president. stop trying to spin what he said...
Retainer is his. It fell out when he tried to suck his own dick. 10 chicks = 1 fat one who passed out from hunger and laughter while he was trying to suck his own dick.
this may not be so hard...she might habe a beartrap mouth. but was a kick ass night
Maybe he meant to say two?
"About ten chicks" = 2 ugly broads and your cousin Gina.
Haha thats great my dude.......
Might b fake but funny as he'll
ever think one of those chicks thought it would be funny to put a dude's retainer in your boxers while you were passed out?
Yeaaa...this is really weak. Surprised it even got approved. This isn't even porn star real.
why don't you find the ones whose mouth fits around your dick?
Not to be a hater, but unsuccessful TFLN post is unsuccessful. No way you say "about 10." If there's even close to that many chicks, you take an accurate fucking count. And if you're gonna fake a post, at least make it funny. One of the girls lost their retainer? How about "there's blood on the sheets and I'm trying to find out which vagina I tore"?
Very nice, 10:46. I agree entirely.
The 10 chicks must have had dicks
If u had 10 chicks, they must have been really...... Really ugly
I like how you said "about 10"..god forbid you take an accurate count of the lifeless corpses that you murdered during your meth binge
This could be fake or he could have been like my friend who came to my sleep over. Nothing happened but I'm just saying that the guy might have just gone to some chick's sleepover
RUSH LIMBAUGH JUST CALLED OBAMA A HERMAPHRODITE
the ugly girl's teeth do