How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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You are a tool.
ummm ok? id be a smart ass and just get some KY if thats what your going to use it for
bhahaha why would u jerk off w your girlfriends lotion...when u can bang her?
tell her that the man jizz is the best lotion out there to keep her face smooth and youthful looking. At least convince her to try out the jizz for a few months to see if that keeps her skin smooth. She's a girl -- so she is vain. She'll probably buy that line
Vanilla body butter from sephora. Best lotion ever
Wow ur a true fuckin tool
And the bitter virgin award goes to 2:58! Thanks for playing!
There was a great article on the onion about this, but for shampoos instead of lotions.
Mastrubational arts??? Fucking hilarious! Luv ya, Sven! Where's Ole?
Anything cocoa butter. Feels awesome, smells like strippers. My last bf loved the cocoa butter!
bitches are arrogant, shallow and will spread their legs for any guy with money, power or fame. If you tell them that shoving jellybeans up their ass will make them look younger and have good skin, they'll go out and buy jellybeans
It's called a handjob, people. They're awesome.
Seduction from vickies is amazing
I love anything from Victoria's Secret. Especially "Very Sexy." Mmmm.
Unicure works wonders!