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  • Submitted by TheWingMan on Jun 6, 10 at 5:20pm

    It says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

  • Submitted by l0lwut on Jun 6, 10 at 4:19pm

    What?! Don't leave yet, get free food

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    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 7, 10 at 2:35am

    #3 = diarrhea, right? The old "my poops are loose, I've gotta run" excuse. Classic.

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    Submitted by justherself on Jun 6, 10 at 4:05pm

    Find the nearest exit, and have a bathroom break!

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    Submitted by Garner on Jun 6, 10 at 4:23pm

    No, I think #3 is tying extra tablecloths together and climbing out the window. You're talking about #14.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 6, 10 at 5:17pm

    He is one of those guys you will see in the media and think to yourself, "If I just didn't turn into my mother." As you are still drinking with your high school friends ten years from now.

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    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 7, 10 at 7:34am

    FUCKING HIPSTERS

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    Submitted by birdman1401 on Jun 6, 10 at 5:14pm

    You need to use Fake Conversation iPhone app for this date. It gives you scripts for excuses to leave date.

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    Submitted by kbstone on Jun 7, 10 at 5:17am

    @TheWingMan - so, that makes the tuxedo tshirt the "Mullet of textiles!"

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    Submitted by tkelly647 on Jun 6, 10 at 7:37pm

    lol, sorry but he doesn't mean it, this is his escape plan, if you don't wanna dump a girl cus u feel bad, but wanna get away from her tuxedo shirts and taking things too fast is a sure fire way to get out of the relationship without being the bad guy

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    Submitted by MrWonderland on Jun 6, 10 at 7:36pm

    @TheWingMan Talledega Nights FTW!!!

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    Submitted by soup84 on Jun 6, 10 at 4:18pm

    What do you mean? Seems like he's a real winner. Probably going places too. :P

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    Submitted by dunumber1 on Jun 6, 10 at 5:03pm

    What is escape plan #3?