First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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It says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.
Find the nearest exit, and have a bathroom break!
What?! Don't leave yet, get free food
He is one of those guys you will see in the media and think to yourself, "If I just didn't turn into my mother." As you are still drinking with your high school friends ten years from now.
#3 = diarrhea, right? The old "my poops are loose, I've gotta run" excuse. Classic.
lol, sorry but he doesn't mean it, this is his escape plan, if you don't wanna dump a girl cus u feel bad, but wanna get away from her tuxedo shirts and taking things too fast is a sure fire way to get out of the relationship without being the bad guy
You need to use Fake Conversation iPhone app for this date. It gives you scripts for excuses to leave date.
@TheWingMan - so, that makes the tuxedo tshirt the "Mullet of textiles!"
No, I think #3 is tying extra tablecloths together and climbing out the window. You're talking about #14.
What do you mean? Seems like he's a real winner. Probably going places too. :P
@TheWingMan Talledega Nights FTW!!!
What is escape plan #3?