She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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She doesn't know his sex noises from yours? Shady on somebody's part.
More like a pathetic collaboration technique to evade detection of cheating? Idk... You'd think she'd know the sound difference
And she just stayed under the bed. I would have gotten out and fucked someone's shit up. Either both for cheating or just the friend for screwing someone on the same bed I have sex on.
I'm guessing by having roommates and sharing beds that they are young. It was prolly over before she had a chance to respond.
I would be pissed that u didn't fuck on your own bed!
You kind of just did
He just explained it to douchebag friend, so now douchebag friend needs to tell the girl.