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  • Trying to copy the guy that said 1. I'm drunk so fuck you 2. U weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres. That's three in Spanish. 4. Fuck 3 doors down

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 3:23pm
  • I send extremely long texts, then about 6 others fixing spelling mistakes

    Submitted by mnightgoulding on May 9, 10 at 3:01pm
  • This might just be the best message ive ever read.

    Submitted by Boykman on May 10, 10 at 5:14am
  • Who HASNT always wanted a card saying that they're a ninja?

    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 9, 10 at 5:08pm
  • I used to give out business cards that said I train bears.

    Submitted by McBoogerballs on May 10, 10 at 2:51am
  • I am a ninja.... No you're not! \nDid you see that ?! No, what ? \nExactly .......

    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 28, 10 at 11:49pm
  • (250) area code is British Columbia Canada... So proud to be Canadian right now!! =P

    Submitted by __sMiLe__ on Jun 26, 10 at 2:39am
  • This sounds like a text a drunk person would send this. I agree with Mo_chedda it's possible to type all of this it just takes awhile to fix all the mistakes before you send it. \nhis guy gets points for being a sensible cool drunk.\nHey I think Wish is good word to know the meaning of.\n OH and who doesn't want business cards that say you're a Ninja

    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 10, 10 at 1:30am
  • You're a murph.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 12:49am
  • Or some phones have smart text and fixes the mistakes for you

    Submitted by hayleyBOO on May 9, 10 at 4:13pm
  • real ninjas don't have business cards because they're never seen

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 10, 10 at 12:20am
  • Friends don't let friends drink and text....

    Submitted by dramadork on May 9, 10 at 5:13pm
  • 160 characters...?

    Submitted by sometimes89 on May 9, 10 at 2:59pm
  • I want 2 of whatever you had.

    Submitted by mo_chedda14 on May 9, 10 at 2:42pm
  • Number one!

    Submitted by doabarrelroll on May 9, 10 at 2:36pm
  • And a shirt that said got ninja

    Submitted by fandel456 on Mar 23, 11 at 1:11am
  • 3:23 you have no life for memorizing that text

    Submitted by mitchell on May 9, 10 at 8:37pm
  • *with

    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 10, 10 at 1:26am
  • ahh this the coolest drunken text ever. I agree mo_chedda14 drunk people would send this kind of text it just takes while to fix the mistakes. oh who hasn't wanted to know what Wish means. I also agree with SashaLuvsYa who doesn't a business card that says you're a Ninja

    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 10, 10 at 1:18am
  • Ninja plz

    Submitted by imbored on May 9, 10 at 11:05pm
  • Lol, fuck yes

    Submitted by cbtango on May 10, 10 at 5:06pm
  • Dooo it! You will never regret having a card that says you're a ninja.

    Submitted by apkdm on May 9, 10 at 11:43pm
  • LameLameLameLameLame and oh yeah LAME

    Submitted by bitchesintheback on May 9, 10 at 5:33pm
  • THAT IS BRILLIANT DOOOO IT! DOITDOITDOIT if i guy gave me his number on a card that said he was a ninja, provided he was also hot, Id slap ribs with him.

    Submitted by Jadarhymes on May 10, 10 at 1:37am
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