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  • 89 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 3:23pm

    Trying to copy the guy that said 1. I'm drunk so fuck you 2. U weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres. That's three in Spanish. 4. Fuck 3 doors down

    • 43 55
      Submitted by Ariquelle on May 10, 10 at 1:00am

      Actually i've never read that one :P

  • 77 56
    Submitted by Boykman on May 10, 10 at 5:14am

    This might just be the best message ive ever read.

  • 77 61
    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 9, 10 at 5:08pm

    Who HASNT always wanted a card saying that they're a ninja?

  • 63 53
    Submitted by mnightgoulding on May 9, 10 at 3:01pm

    I send extremely long texts, then about 6 others fixing spelling mistakes

  • 56 55
    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 10, 10 at 1:30am

    This sounds like a text a drunk person would send this. I agree with Mo_chedda it's possible to type all of this it just takes awhile to fix all the mistakes before you send it. \nhis guy gets points for being a sensible cool drunk.\nHey I think Wish is good word to know the meaning of.\n OH and who doesn't want business cards that say you're a Ninja

  • 54 58
    Submitted by McBoogerballs on May 10, 10 at 2:51am

    I used to give out business cards that said I train bears.

  • 39 38
    Submitted by fandel456 on Mar 23, 11 at 1:11am

    And a shirt that said got ninja

  • 38 37
    Submitted by __sMiLe__ on Jun 26, 10 at 2:39am

    (250) area code is British Columbia Canada... So proud to be Canadian right now!! =P

  • 42 46
    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 28, 10 at 11:49pm

    I am a ninja.... No you're not! \nDid you see that ?! No, what ? \nExactly .......

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 12:49am

    You're a murph.

  • 44 54
    Submitted by imbored on May 9, 10 at 11:05pm

    Ninja plz

  • 46 62
    Submitted by dramadork on May 9, 10 at 5:13pm

    Friends don't let friends drink and text....

  • 42 54
    Submitted by sometimes89 on May 9, 10 at 2:59pm

    160 characters...?

  • 55 81
    Submitted by doabarrelroll on May 9, 10 at 2:36pm

    Number one!

  • 47 66
    Submitted by mo_chedda14 on May 9, 10 at 2:42pm

    I want 2 of whatever you had.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 10, 10 at 1:26am

    *with

  • 35 52
    Submitted by mitchell on May 9, 10 at 8:37pm

    3:23 you have no life for memorizing that text

  • 39 66
    Submitted by bitchesintheback on May 9, 10 at 5:33pm

    LameLameLameLameLame and oh yeah LAME

  • 35 62
    Submitted by hayleyBOO on May 9, 10 at 4:13pm

    Or some phones have smart text and fixes the mistakes for you

  • 39 71
    Submitted by cbtango on May 10, 10 at 5:06pm

    Lol, fuck yes

  • 38 69
    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 10, 10 at 1:18am

    ahh this the coolest drunken text ever. I agree mo_chedda14 drunk people would send this kind of text it just takes while to fix the mistakes. oh who hasn't wanted to know what Wish means. I also agree with SashaLuvsYa who doesn't a business card that says you're a Ninja

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 10, 10 at 12:20am

    real ninjas don't have business cards because they're never seen

  • 35 67
    Submitted by apkdm on May 9, 10 at 11:43pm

    Dooo it! You will never regret having a card that says you're a ninja.

  • 25 63
    Submitted by Jadarhymes on May 10, 10 at 1:37am

    THAT IS BRILLIANT DOOOO IT! DOITDOITDOIT if i guy gave me his number on a card that said he was a ninja, provided he was also hot, Id slap ribs with him.