you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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I've had one of those night epic.
That is a great analogy and you're jealous you didn't think of it!
I know some sober people like that
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
These pretzles are making me thirsty
you should have fucked her. no regrets
My bf is eating me out as I read these
11:37-- he must be crap for you to be reading these at the same time.
This could be about me...
I don't get it, OP.
HEY, Miguel! I think I need a bit of sprucing up on MY home. Ohh, but I don't have any money. Do you mind if I pay you in...gum?
this sounds like that robin williams joke. one of the purposes of alcohol... to make your head into an etch-a-sketch
that is a terrible analogy
Obviously you don't get it because you either are the etch a sketch girl he's talking about or her Lon lost twin.
That analogy could have been phrased better.
the cowboys suck penis