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  • That is a great analogy and you're jealous you didn't think of it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:49pm
  • I know some sober people like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:05pm
  • These pretzles are making me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:13pm
  • I've had one of those night epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:53am
  • 11:37-- he must be crap for you to be reading these at the same time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:47am
  • This could be about me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:58am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:30am
  • you should have fucked her. no regrets

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:09pm
  • My bf is eating me out as I read these

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:37pm
  • that is a terrible analogy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:44pm
  • this sounds like that robin williams joke. one of the purposes of alcohol... to make your head into an etch-a-sketch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:39pm
  • Obviously you don't get it because you either are the etch a sketch girl he's talking about or her Lon lost twin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:11pm
  • I don't get it, OP. HEY, Miguel! I think I need a bit of sprucing up on MY home. Ohh, but I don't have any money. Do you mind if I pay you in...gum?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:17am
  • the cowboys suck penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:23pm
  • That analogy could have been phrased better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:10pm