you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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I've had one of those night epic.
That is a great analogy and you're jealous you didn't think of it!
I know some sober people like that
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
These pretzles are making me thirsty
My bf is eating me out as I read these
you should have fucked her. no regrets
11:37-- he must be crap for you to be reading these at the same time.
This could be about me...
I don't get it, OP.
HEY, Miguel! I think I need a bit of sprucing up on MY home. Ohh, but I don't have any money. Do you mind if I pay you in...gum?
this sounds like that robin williams joke. one of the purposes of alcohol... to make your head into an etch-a-sketch
that is a terrible analogy
Obviously you don't get it because you either are the etch a sketch girl he's talking about or her Lon lost twin.
That analogy could have been phrased better.
the cowboys suck penis