you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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That is a great analogy and you're jealous you didn't think of it!
I know some sober people like that
I've had one of those night epic.
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
These pretzles are making me thirsty
you should have fucked her. no regrets
This could be about me...
11:37-- he must be crap for you to be reading these at the same time.
My bf is eating me out as I read these
this sounds like that robin williams joke. one of the purposes of alcohol... to make your head into an etch-a-sketch
I don't get it, OP.
HEY, Miguel! I think I need a bit of sprucing up on MY home. Ohh, but I don't have any money. Do you mind if I pay you in...gum?
that is a terrible analogy
Obviously you don't get it because you either are the etch a sketch girl he's talking about or her Lon lost twin.
the cowboys suck penis
That analogy could have been phrased better.