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  • 59 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:49pm

    How about a reall expensive cucumber?

  • 58 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:00pm

    Haha, I can't wait to use this one!

  • 60 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:10pm

    I've had girls tell me this shortly before my junk in their mouth.

  • 56 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:50am

    Hahahaha, effing great! I wish a girl would tell me that! Honesty is great!

  • 57 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:56pm

    its from PBB hi my names ______ i think your cute, i would like to romantically put food and rink into you. will you allow me to do this......lol!

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:14pm

    3:05, agreed. and I find it ironic that the time is 3:05 =P

  • 52 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:15pm

    haha I may need to borrow that!

  • 50 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:13pm

    So no "Long and Pointies"

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:42am

    Fucking brilliant!!!

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:15pm

    yeah this is from video on trial, so. nice try

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:05pm

    Bc it IS a bitch, just like every girl in south florida...

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:04am

    this is from somewhere, i've heard it before. 4:53 is right.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:53pm

    that was totally on video on trial...

  • 38 44
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Jan 22, 11 at 11:04am

    She didn't specify which end... Green lightÓźē