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  • If you are motorboating a vag, you're doin' it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:19pm
  • im starting to think that this site is ran by 12 yr olds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:15pm
    • Maybe that would be better because a 12 year old would know the difference between ran and run.

      Submitted by SserPrun95 on Jan 14, 11 at 12:42am
  • lmfao 7:34 you remind me of someone !! but yes , if i could press the like button for this text I WOULD. !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:01am
  • Heaven help the girl drunk enough to let you "moterboat" her... worst oral EVER!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:52pm
  • if you're moterboating a vag you're definitely doing it wrong... i don't know any girl who likes it like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:50pm
  • the TFLN moderators should be fucked in the ass with a broken beer bottle for letting this post on the site. Absofuckinglutely stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:37pm
  • What tha hell?! Is this the new age way to for dad to explain the birds and the bees? lol son txts dad: "dad, what's oral?" Dad: the message above! LOL PRICELESS!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:50am
  • how are babies made?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:01pm
  • I don't know why TFNL censors certain things....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:02pm
  • I tried the motorboating a vagina thing. It was a whole bunch of fun for me but I'm not sure how much she enjoyed it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:35pm
  • Bad description, but i didnt learn what oral sex was till i was almost 17 so this doesn't mean it's a 12 year old B/ although i have to admit my boyfriend laughed at me when i told him i didnt know what he was talking about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:47pm
  • Girls, if you find a guy who is good going down, marry him. Remember that other guys either think pussy smells or have no technique.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:30pm
  • how is this voted a good night? bad: having to explain oral sex in its most basic form to someone too stupid to understand bad: thinking motorboating a vagina is a good idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:07pm
  • ugh took 5 tries and 3 different wordings but I finally got that one out^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:02pm
  • there seriously needs to be a minimum age before one is allowed posting here. all these texts from 12 year olds are pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:09pm
  • Is the OP explaining this to a virgin who's been living under a rock?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:56am
  • then i'm pretty sure your technique is lacking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:34pm
  • is the OP explainging this to a 7 year old?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:59am
  • Okay. Thanks, Mom.

    Submitted by RoffMain on Sep 18, 11 at 10:10pm
  • Who the fuck motorboats a vagina? Are they trying to be a vibrator?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:48pm
  • Let me guess, (330) and the person they're texting are both virgins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:12pm
  • excellent scientific description.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:59am
  • Can someone explain anal?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:00pm
  • Anal is where u let someone fuck your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:51am
  • These texts aren't from 12 year olds, they're from 10 year olds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:08am
  • You're supposed to blow air into it and then punch her in the stomach

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:08pm