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  • 94 40
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 2, 10 at 1:16pm

    you should have gone down on her as soon as she said that, catch her off guard

  • 95 43
    Submitted by Nan on Sep 2, 10 at 9:06am

    She's a keeper :3

  • Submitted by DestruKto on Sep 2, 10 at 10:31am

    If she gave you a blowjob

  • 78 50
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 2, 10 at 11:33am

    she shoulda said as she was makin you a sammich after a blowjob

  • 70 38
    Submitted by etantao on Sep 2, 10 at 4:53pm

    Now that's a saint!

  • 60 54
    Submitted by belleoftheblvd on Sep 2, 10 at 4:40pm

    Nashvilleeeeeeee!

  • 56 54
    Submitted by bigBADERwolf on Sep 4, 10 at 3:23am

    if afterward you went outside and found a 20 dollar bill and 2 $5 footlongs, best day ever, hands down

  • 49 40
    Submitted by thorshammer on Sep 2, 10 at 5:12pm

    Hehe

  • 69 93
    Submitted by blackhalfrican on Sep 2, 10 at 12:17pm

    Tell that dumb hoe to get the fuck back in that kitchen, make you and yo friends some damn sammiches and you'll discuss that shit at a later time.

    • 52 47
      Submitted by yourmomlovesme on Sep 2, 10 at 3:16pm

      well i think we all know who is sexist in this conversation! go spear something "halfrican".

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Xatu on Sep 2, 10 at 5:47pm

    Welcome to the Internet, where sexism is okay. Now gtfo and come back with my sammich or don't come back at all

    • 47 32
      Submitted by colabea on Sep 2, 10 at 11:30pm

      how original

  • 43 51
    Submitted by ALovinHouseWife on Sep 2, 10 at 11:57am

    my ex used to tell me that lol

  • 39 49
    Submitted by everforsaken on Sep 7, 10 at 12:06am

    If she made you a sandwich.