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  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 2, 10 at 1:16pm

    you should have gone down on her as soon as she said that, catch her off guard

  • Submitted by Nan on Sep 2, 10 at 9:06am

    She's a keeper :3

  • Submitted by DestruKto on Sep 2, 10 at 10:31am

    If she gave you a blowjob

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    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 2, 10 at 11:33am

    she shoulda said as she was makin you a sammich after a blowjob

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    Submitted by etantao on Sep 2, 10 at 4:53pm

    Now that's a saint!

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    Submitted by thorshammer on Sep 2, 10 at 5:12pm


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    Submitted by belleoftheblvd on Sep 2, 10 at 4:40pm


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    Submitted by bigBADERwolf on Sep 4, 10 at 3:23am

    if afterward you went outside and found a 20 dollar bill and 2 $5 footlongs, best day ever, hands down

  • Submitted by blackhalfrican on Sep 2, 10 at 12:17pm

    Tell that dumb hoe to get the fuck back in that kitchen, make you and yo friends some damn sammiches and you'll discuss that shit at a later time.

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      Submitted by yourmomlovesme on Sep 2, 10 at 3:16pm

      well i think we all know who is sexist in this conversation! go spear something "halfrican".

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    Submitted by ALovinHouseWife on Sep 2, 10 at 11:57am

    my ex used to tell me that lol

  • Submitted by Xatu on Sep 2, 10 at 5:47pm

    Welcome to the Internet, where sexism is okay. Now gtfo and come back with my sammich or don't come back at all

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      Submitted by colabea on Sep 2, 10 at 11:30pm

      how original

  • Submitted by everforsaken on Sep 7, 10 at 12:06am

    If she made you a sandwich.