Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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you should have gone down on her as soon as she said that, catch her off guard
She's a keeper :3
If she gave you a blowjob
she shoulda said as she was makin you a sammich after a blowjob
Now that's a saint!
if afterward you went outside and found a 20 dollar bill and 2 $5 footlongs, best day ever, hands down
Tell that dumb hoe to get the fuck back in that kitchen, make you and yo friends some damn sammiches and you'll discuss that shit at a later time.
well i think we all know who is sexist in this conversation! go spear something "halfrican".
my ex used to tell me that lol
Welcome to the Internet, where sexism is okay. Now gtfo and come back with my sammich or don't come back at all
If she made you a sandwich.