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  • "Listen to him, he's pre-med."

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 19, 12 at 7:25pm
  • This is how Christianity spread through Europe during the Black Plague. Many pagan religions did not drink alcohol. The monks and the priests did. Hence all the Christian names from old European booze brands.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 19, 12 at 10:51pm
  • The crayon diploma is how you know it's legit

    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 19, 12 at 7:04pm
  • "Trust me" uh how about no? That shit hasn't worked since Aladdin.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 19, 12 at 3:32pm
    • she got out of there safely and everyone lived happily ever after

      Submitted by khals on Oct 20, 12 at 1:23am
      • Exactly, a good ending to "trust me," the only one I know of.

        Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 20, 12 at 4:31am
  • The last time I listened to someone after they said "trust me" I ended up in the ER with broken ribs.

    Submitted by snowman87 on Oct 19, 12 at 7:02pm
  • O-H!

    Submitted by Bloomfield on Oct 21, 12 at 3:15pm
  • Reading webmd don't make you a doctor

    Submitted by ck24 on Oct 19, 12 at 8:26pm
  • I want him as a doctor. Telling your patients to drink? Ok, should I keep sexing

    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 19, 12 at 3:37pm
  • I read this in NPH's voice

    Submitted by tlovell on Oct 20, 12 at 11:13am
  • I might trust you if every time I heard someone say that I didn't wind up bent over with a thumb in my ass! I mean I'm going to need to see some identification... -__- pay no attention to that first part.

    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jan 23, 13 at 4:39am