It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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"Listen to him, he's pre-med."
animal house reference ftw!!
Graduating med school with all "D's" still makes you a Doctor.
This is how Christianity spread through Europe during the Black Plague. Many pagan religions did not drink alcohol. The monks and the priests did. Hence all the Christian names from old European booze brands.
cuz knowing is half the battle
knowing is half the bottle
this is great.
The crayon diploma is how you know it's legit
"Trust me" uh how about no? That shit hasn't worked since Aladdin.
she got out of there safely and everyone lived happily ever after
Exactly, a good ending to "trust me," the only one I know of.
The last time I listened to someone after they said "trust me" I ended up in the ER with broken ribs.
Reading webmd don't make you a doctor
Nope because it's always cancer on web md lol
I want him as a doctor. Telling your patients to drink? Ok, should I keep sexing
I read this in NPH's voice
I might trust you if every time I heard someone say that I didn't wind up bent over with a thumb in my ass! I mean I'm going to need to see some identification... -__- pay no attention to that first part.