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  • Submitted by Mazer_Rackham_ on Jun 10, 10 at 11:51am

    You do realize evolution works through Natural Selection right? This means if you have a weak liver, you would have to die without procreating for our species to get a better liver... I guess keep up that binge drinking and hope you survive!

    • Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Jun 11, 10 at 12:18am

      Well in a sense, those with the weaker liver such as the OP will die off, so those with the stronger livers will survive. Sure, it means he'll most likely not have grandkids who will survive, but hey, he's saving out for the rest of us.

    • Submitted by yoyohaness on Jun 13, 10 at 9:03pm

      You can't really expect sound scientific thought when it comes to the justification of binge drinking.

    • Submitted by ebon94 on Jul 6, 10 at 10:02pm

      1. Your right\n2. ender's game was awesome

  • Submitted by jasboo on Jun 10, 10 at 11:56am

    kinda the way antelope got faster to out run lions...

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 10, 10 at 1:56pm

    Look at the Irish.

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 10, 10 at 1:42pm

    If a dude posted he prob has drunk limp dick.. Dont have to worry about his great grand kids

  • Submitted by citizenkane on Jun 10, 10 at 3:08pm

    Not sure it works that way, Champ...but party on, anyhow.

  • Submitted by Rotarun on Jun 10, 10 at 9:09pm

    If you need to go this far to justify your drinking then you have a problem, drinking is the solution to any problem.

  • Submitted by chuckwgn22 on Jun 10, 10 at 11:57am

    You know a better liver would mean they would not get as drunk right?

  • Submitted by _party_ on Jun 11, 10 at 3:21am

    Couldn't have said it better myself, and to all u peoples taking this all serious: it's a joke cool out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 1:54pm

    Forget Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, evolution doesn't work that way. But really it's ridiculous to assume anyone who drinks is worthless. Most ppl drink in college. As a former Columbia student, I know Ive seen many future business people, doctors, and lawyers drunk out of their minds

  • Submitted by SarahD on Jun 10, 10 at 11:40am

    Bahahahahahaha wow...

  • Submitted by Bloodknight on Jun 10, 10 at 11:29am

    I like your forward way of thinking!

  • Submitted by puremornings on Jun 10, 10 at 12:58pm

    not how it works.

  • Submitted by destructo on Jun 10, 10 at 1:31pm

    Marcusjay, fetal alachol syndrome doesn't work that way. The mother of the child has to drink while pregnant, nice try.

  • Submitted by dragonfly15 on Jun 11, 10 at 1:45am

    I don't think you'll be thinking that when your liver shuts down. Go ahead. Let it shut down and then tell me how great binge drinking for the future generation is. I'll listen then.

  • Submitted by ichbinamy on Jun 12, 10 at 7:45pm

    Hahaha wow I thought this was funny guys. Clearly not meant to be taken seriously.

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jun 10, 10 at 11:32am


  • Submitted by prophetchuck on Jun 10, 10 at 10:44pm

    Normally I laugh at the shit on here... But seeing as my son was born without a healthy liver it's a crime in my mind to see someone purposely destroying their own. Just remember when you're on the transplant list, you aren't allowed to drink or they take you right off.

  • Submitted by marcusjay on Jun 10, 10 at 1:24pm

    Thanks for fetal alchohol syndrome dad!

  • Submitted by Anonymousssss on Jun 10, 10 at 4:47pm

    lamarkian evolution was disproved a long time ago