The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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What does river-level fucked up mean?
5 hours of tubing ice chests of beer and jello shots = river-fucked up
I love being river-level fucked up!
Sounds like the 16 y/o and her bf earned a drink with you!
Is it bad that when I read "river-level fucked up" I thought of Firefly/Serenity?
That a boy
Is river level different from lake level? Or stream level?
u are a cool cousin lol
3:44, I do understand. I'm from Alabama....the other real southern country redneck state. Gotta love it. River-level is better...
Hell yes! Love river level fucked up!! We know how to party down here in Texas!
Texas doing work.
how the river level fuck does this shit get posted? worst text ever...
Gots to love that river
Ah, river level fucked up. So drunk you can hardly float correctly.
3:44 We don't really want to understand.
Yeah river level fuckd up is definatly different than lake or stream. It's a Texas thang. Y'all wouldn't understand!!!
that was like 5 different kinds of ew. fail, man... fail
You really are a fantastic cousin. My cousins would have told on me.
River level is only slightly less fucked up than lake level. And if u have to ask what "river level fucked up" means then u don't deserve to know.
dblade, you win for that comment. 100 epic points awarded to you sir.
I would lick her pussy!