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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 2:09pm

    What does river-level fucked up mean?

  • Submitted by DaOven on May 12, 10 at 4:48pm

    5 hours of tubing ice chests of beer and jello shots = river-fucked up

  • Submitted by anonymousss on May 12, 10 at 1:40pm

    I love being river-level fucked up!

  • Submitted by Phys on May 12, 10 at 5:17pm

    Sounds like the 16 y/o and her bf earned a drink with you!

  • Submitted by dblade on May 12, 10 at 8:31pm

    Is it bad that when I read "river-level fucked up" I thought of Firefly/Serenity?

  • Submitted by hberber88 on May 12, 10 at 1:43pm

    That a boy

  • Submitted by hooah33 on May 12, 10 at 2:14pm

    Is river level different from lake level? Or stream level?

  • Submitted by stacie927 on May 12, 10 at 3:54pm

    3:44, I do understand. I'm from Alabama....the other real southern country redneck state. Gotta love it. River-level is better...

  • Submitted by shredstick263 on May 12, 10 at 1:53pm

    Texas doing work.

  • Submitted by sai on May 13, 10 at 4:50am

    how the river level fuck does this shit get posted? worst text ever...

  • Submitted by bubba70 on May 12, 10 at 3:28pm

    u are a cool cousin lol

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 12, 10 at 1:47pm

    the Shocker!

  • Submitted by Billybobson on Apr 1, 11 at 1:19pm

    Ah, river level fucked up. So drunk you can hardly float correctly.

  • Submitted by redstar on May 12, 10 at 11:33pm

    Hell yes! Love river level fucked up!! We know how to party down here in Texas!

  • Submitted by ericaisstoned on May 12, 10 at 3:48pm

    3:44 We don't really want to understand.

  • Submitted by mthammer87 on May 12, 10 at 2:13pm

    Gots to love that river

  • Submitted by stephntx02 on May 12, 10 at 3:44pm

    Yeah river level fuckd up is definatly different than lake or stream. It's a Texas thang. Y'all wouldn't understand!!!

    • Submitted by Leto on May 12, 10 at 10:33pm

      that was like 5 different kinds of ew. fail, man... fail

  • Submitted by pike1346 on May 12, 10 at 2:00pm

    Fuck ya

  • Submitted by awkward on May 12, 10 at 8:30pm

    You really are a fantastic cousin. My cousins would have told on me.

  • Submitted by Derelict19 on May 12, 10 at 3:59pm

    River level is only slightly less fucked up than lake level. And if u have to ask what "river level fucked up" means then u don't deserve to know.

  • Submitted by assassin on May 13, 10 at 12:17pm

    dblade, you win for that comment. 100 epic points awarded to you sir.

  • Submitted by enitenite on May 12, 10 at 1:43pm

    I would lick her pussy!