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  • Submitted by Bwana3015 on May 8, 10 at 6:58pm

    Shave that pussy clean

  • Submitted by SextsFLN on May 8, 10 at 6:24pm

    The only thing dumber than saying "First" is being the second or third person to say it.

  • Submitted by herdleader on May 8, 10 at 6:39pm

    Scissors.

  • 86 73
    Submitted by drunkindancer on May 9, 10 at 12:31am

    I got paint on my cat...... I had to cut it off

  • 88 77
    Submitted by awalta6wha on May 8, 10 at 11:16pm

    Kitty shampoo! I work at a pet store and Ive been asked this more than once haha

  • 90 82
    Submitted by chiapetlex on May 9, 10 at 1:31pm

    why bother getting it out? it's not like your cat has somewhere to be...

  • 97 96
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on May 8, 10 at 7:33pm

    KGB it!!!

  • 81 67
    Submitted by BrohammedAli on May 9, 10 at 3:18pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 84 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 10:19pm

    3:18 wins

  • 87 80
    Submitted by Banged_your_mom on May 8, 10 at 8:37pm

    Stay classy North Dakota.

  • Submitted by wtfwjd on May 8, 10 at 6:21pm

    Know how to make a dead cat float?\n1 scoop vanilla ice cream, 2 scoops dead cat

  • 89 86
    Submitted by pendez on May 9, 10 at 1:32am

    The correct answer is more red sharpie

  • 79 67
    Submitted by Capt on May 9, 10 at 4:11pm

    lol @pendez

  • 90 93
    Submitted by sometimes89 on May 8, 10 at 6:25pm

    This is stupid. You have a question, go to WikiAnswers

  • 77 68
    Submitted by ojg15 on May 9, 10 at 9:24am

    Knife or a laxitive..

  • 72 70
    Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Sep 9, 10 at 10:44pm

    Fools, sender means the sharpie colored the cat, not that it is IN the cat.

  • 71 69
    Submitted by notTexan on May 9, 10 at 12:42am

    Which end of the cat is the sharpie in?

  • 77 81
    Submitted by lucrieta on May 8, 10 at 9:01pm

    Scissors. Then the hair will grow n problem solved

  • Submitted by diggitydank on May 8, 10 at 8:55pm

    Mass text? Nice lmao

  • 77 89
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 8, 10 at 8:40pm

    bleach

  • 71 79
    Submitted by brwnxeyedxgrl19 on May 9, 10 at 11:41pm

    Shave it unfortunately

  • 77 91
    Submitted by Beaglehead on May 9, 10 at 1:00am

    Pull. Why would you put a sharpie in a cat anyway?

  • 71 81
    Submitted by DeadpoolNV on May 9, 10 at 1:38am

    Easy, use Fire! Allways works for me :)

  • 63 66
    Submitted by 408beergrl on May 9, 10 at 6:44pm

    Use white out!

  • 66 73
    Submitted by tul on May 9, 10 at 5:23pm

    or white sharpie :$

  • 72 85
    Submitted by maynard on May 8, 10 at 9:39pm

    Omfg! How did it happen in the first place?

  • 69 81
    Submitted by big_dubya56 on May 9, 10 at 11:23am

    Bleach?

  • 78 99
    Submitted by 6666 on May 8, 10 at 10:19pm

    I have same question how do u get it out

  • 73 89
    Submitted by nsgf on May 8, 10 at 7:01pm

    first!!

  • 68 80
    Submitted by BrohammedAli on May 9, 10 at 3:12pm

    Yahoo answers>wikianswers

  • 70 84
    Submitted by jenny_louise23 on May 9, 10 at 3:36am

    If it's not on the cats skin... It'll shed off

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Jaxxon on May 8, 10 at 7:03pm

    Un F N believable!!!! AWESOME!!!

  • 75 97
    Submitted by Francesca77 on May 8, 10 at 9:49pm

    It's fine, it will grow out and fall out. I colored the white spots on my dog with a pink marker.

  • 62 74
    Submitted by tumtum on May 9, 10 at 4:46am

    i was definitely at the bar when she was asking this question

  • 63 79
    Submitted by fauxpas on May 9, 10 at 3:14am

    Holy cow cleaner. I'm not kidding.

  • 67 87
    Submitted by lucy_inthesky on May 9, 10 at 1:35am

    bleach

  • 62 78
    Submitted by TheLast on May 9, 10 at 12:35am

    Retarded

  • 55 64
    Submitted by wonkie on May 8, 10 at 6:15pm

    Lmao

  • 67 89
    Submitted by tjisnumbaone on May 8, 10 at 7:32pm

    SextsFLN - by time order that guy was first. But either shave the hair off or shampoo.

    • 45 72
      Submitted by SextsFLN on May 9, 10 at 5:53am

      Might I direct you to the second comment?\n\nIdiot.

  • 68 93
    Submitted by midnightCereal on May 8, 10 at 7:20pm

    Nail polish remover.

  • 60 78
    Submitted by urallstupid on May 11, 10 at 7:42pm

    Fire usually does the trick.

  • 56 76
    Submitted by tul on May 9, 10 at 5:22pm

    liquid paper...

  • Submitted by jennibabygirrrl on May 8, 10 at 10:58pm

    bleach

  • 64 92
    Submitted by koric573 on May 8, 10 at 8:39pm

    You don't

  • Submitted by filmit50 on May 8, 10 at 6:25pm

    throw it in the washer.. then hang it on the clothes line..

  • 59 83
    Submitted by jltc on Jul 4, 10 at 11:25pm

    poor cat!

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on May 8, 10 at 6:14pm

    Cat shampoo. Yes they make it.... And first

  • 51 71
    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 14, 10 at 8:49am

    Bleach

  • 59 94
    Submitted by isaveeffinglives on May 8, 10 at 7:15pm

    Happy Birthday, hun!!

  • Submitted by softhands2169 on May 8, 10 at 6:15pm

    First...I win

  • 52 93
    Submitted by markgrant on May 9, 10 at 10:32pm

    Firmly grab the end and pull gently. Make sure cap is still attached.

  • Submitted by blacksonofabitch on May 8, 10 at 10:25pm

    cum on it to cover the redness