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  • Submitted by IcePrincess44 on Feb 11, 11 at 10:09am

    Simple & cheap can go a long way here... If you want something more, roses. If you want things to stay the same, tulips. If you want it to be over soon, carnations.

  • Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Feb 11, 11 at 9:46am


  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Feb 11, 11 at 10:25am

    amazing sex and a homecooked meal.

  • Submitted by sl0wsarahm0 on Feb 11, 11 at 1:07pm

    Wow it's hard enough for boyfriends to remember valentines day. Op is the best fuck buddy ever!

  • Submitted by fm4 on Feb 11, 11 at 10:15am

    that is an excellent question....I need to buy three of those.

  • Submitted by Quake6 on Feb 11, 11 at 10:03am

    A pack of condoms! lol

  • Submitted by ambur on Feb 11, 11 at 1:48pm

    Try a bouquet of condoms... And a card saying at least its not clamydia.

  • Submitted by all_nighter on Feb 11, 11 at 8:05pm

    chocolate. no one says no to chocolate.

  • Submitted by ItsmeSpeedyG on Feb 11, 11 at 2:02pm

    Pre paid STD test.

  • Submitted by ojg15 on Feb 11, 11 at 12:04pm

    Let him have the top bunk for a change.

  • Submitted by bankdis on Feb 12, 11 at 9:40am

    @manlaw6-chris hannson's coming for you.....

  • Submitted by jub1lee on Feb 11, 11 at 3:57pm

    More dick.

  • Submitted by jerm69anl on Feb 11, 11 at 11:56am

    nothing. she shouldnt expect something if your not dating. except maybe sex. but i also agree it should be anal for sure

  • Submitted by colan08 on Feb 11, 11 at 10:25am

    seriously LoL'd @ tiffanylikespie

  • Submitted by jewelzz on Feb 12, 11 at 8:11pm

    Does the anal go for a girl in the same "non-dating" situation? I was thinking a strip show/lap dance to the song porn star dancing including lingerie he bought for me for my birthday that I've been saving to wear. Then sex of course. Any guy would like that for Valentines Day, right?

  • Submitted by therealamandak on Feb 11, 11 at 9:18pm

    A pizza. That's what I asked for.

  • Submitted by buddhaman99 on Feb 11, 11 at 11:56pm


  • Submitted by cardsfanbj on Feb 11, 11 at 11:09am


  • Submitted by xandrasm on Feb 12, 11 at 3:00am

    Your dick with a red condom. Or a condom with a valentines wrapper. Gets right to the point.

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Feb 11, 11 at 10:48am

    Fm4 score lol

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    Submitted by hogfish on Mar 5, 13 at 8:29am

    A rose colored buttplug.

  • Submitted by manlaw6 on Feb 11, 11 at 9:58am

    I had this problem, so I got her FLARP, that annoying farting putty shit. It was a dollar and she loved it.

  • Submitted by mgh2863 on Feb 11, 11 at 11:32am

    definitely the first reply

  • Submitted by tdibitchez on Feb 11, 11 at 2:31pm


  • Submitted by sadrx on Feb 12, 11 at 7:11pm

    I have this problem, except with seven different women.

  • Submitted by JesusBunny on Feb 11, 11 at 9:46am