It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.