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  • Love how all the guys get worked up and start convincing themselves this didn't happen. K guys. Don't hate on the OP if it happened to him. You are probably the cock blockers at parties. Don't block cocks. Guide cocks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:05pm
  • Ho ho hoes! So did you give it to the girl who was naughty or to the one who was nice?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:05pm
  • Miguel you gotta cut it out. You literally are making me want to hire you so i can kill you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:29pm
  • Bounce them on your lap and ask what they want this year.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:01pm
  • i love morning wood (i'm a girl). gives me a chance for round 2! (or 3 or 4 ;])

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:07am
  • Prolly his cousins this sounds like some redneck shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:04pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:10pm
  • 8:51 thank u thank u very much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:01pm
  • @8:17, go away, thanks :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:19pm
  • Nice dream but probably not true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:02pm
  • All of them dumbass!!!! Lmao Terrible joke but funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:32pm
  • I hate all guys who say this shit is fake. Don't question things. We are men and we need to be for each other man law cmon

    Submitted by randolph7 on Jun 9, 10 at 2:33am
  • Which dude did you pick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:34pm
  • MoCo rules, PG is ghettoville (except for College Park)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:16pm
  • This never happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:28pm
  • 9:17- maryland is full of lax bros

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Santa's got some ho, ho, hoes!!

    Submitted by 703_Repin on Apr 14, 10 at 3:46pm
  • so which guy got to slobber the homo knob?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:37am
  • Yup - good night indeed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 8:33pm
  • I knew those Jonas Brothers were up to no good...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:39am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:40pm
  • Miguel, u think it's funny to: 1- make fun of other cultures and/or 2-POST THE SAME SHIT ON EVERY MOTHER FUCKIN TFLN?!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Miguel u sound very hard working from sucking dicks to house cleaning a very diverse work history u have but alas no one here needs u maybe u could try home depot..........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:30pm
  • sounds like a good wet dream

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Miguel, did you hear about the over eager immigrant? He was lured in by a sadistic butcher, chopped up and made into pig slop and now as a punishment of such actions, swine flu is spreading you don't want to be blamed for helping the swine flu spread, do you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:51pm
  • Morning wood is the best wood. Morning sex is also awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:56pm
  • Yeeahhh you're a fucking small dick retarded shit eating nerd douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:51pm
  • La verdad es que Miguel no sabe mierda de bad! Si el fuera un immigrante de verdad el sabria que nosotros solo trabajmos por mas de 43 pesos por hora o, si es una chica, trabajamos por un "blowjob" pero solo si la chica se quita su camisa porque todos sabemos que un blowjob con lar ropa nunca es bueno

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:08pm
  • In soviet Russia, wood gets YOU!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:17pm
  • Miguel seriously I know u r really a bored seventh grader with a horrible sense of humor But let ur testicles descend a be a man Grow the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:39pm
  • you know it was a good night when you wake up lost and confused. lol

    Submitted by violinpants on Aug 26, 10 at 8:34pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:16pm
  • Keep it classy, Maryland

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:06pm
  • below me Society WINS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:30pm
  • Moco...for the win!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:17pm
  • never thought Santa and hard on's would ever share a sentence

    Submitted by Hueydog123 on Jan 20, 11 at 6:44am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:53pm
  • morning wood is the shit!!! as long as you don't wake up next to a fat or ugly chick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:49pm
  • Well I can see two gays fighting over it.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:00pm
  • Who jumped off the fucking cliff?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:31pm
  • Teach me your ways master

    Submitted by just69 on Nov 22, 12 at 10:31pm
  • Fake, morning wood isn't something to want, it's just a semi hard on. Get a life douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:36pm
    • obviously you've never had morning sex, so we won't hold it against you this time.

      Submitted by velvetipp on Feb 19, 10 at 2:25pm
  • lies. lies. made up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:58pm
  • What a boss

    Submitted by realco4 on Aug 10, 11 at 12:35am
  • Dollar/ paso translation :-) lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:26pm
  • i havent been home to MD in a while, but def sounds like this post was one of my friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:09pm
  • Is the op a dude? Fuckin sick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:02am
  • Fuck yaaa I would want some of thatt:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:38am
  • Sure...keep dreaming op!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:04pm
  • Who was arguing? Your mom and dad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:07pm
  • Society!!! Ppl that is the answer to the joke SOCIETY wins!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:36pm
  • 8:05 This deserves its own post.

    Submitted by Pseudoku on Dec 27, 11 at 1:21am
  • I remember that!!!!! Get outta the wayback machine ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:27pm
  • No solamente trabajo pot 20 pesos. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:34pm
  • thats about as epic as it gets

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:52pm
  • MoCo get ittttttttttttttt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:58pm
  • well atleast they made your christmas wish cum true hopefully

    Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 1:20am
  • hi I'm Jose and I'll suck dick for 20 pesos an hour. hit me up on craigslist. ~Jose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:32pm
  • Yo soy buen trabajador sí. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:31pm
  • Were the elves trying to steal santa's wood

    Submitted by killerkarrit on Aug 9, 11 at 6:33pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:30pm
  • Damn, if this is true, then you're one lucky bastard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:01am
  • Fuck yeah miguelllllll whattupppppp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:27pm
  • My name is Rico I live in Mexico I get a paso a day I go to Lucy she give me pussy and she take that dollar away No Miguel in the equation now go away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:25pm
  • Rednecks and/or their behaviors,are not limited to southern states a sad but true fact Just like ghetto isn't limited to the projects Travel a little my friend u will see :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:16pm
  • And take big tone with u So sick of him too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:25pm
  • Shittttttttttttttttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:43am
  • Sorry OP...this just sounds so fake...like something out of Penthouse Forum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:58pm
  • 8:25, you are a god.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:51pm
  • How the hell does Miguel have an iPhone ???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 12:36am
  • Por tu culo, Miguel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:29pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:58pm
  • Suck a penis you rapist douchebags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:21pm
  • Santas got some swinging mojo...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Morning wood sex is the best!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:59pm
  • They were probably ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:12am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:27pm
  • Ba ha~ fake...nice try tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Hey Miguel this is the police force of America turn yourself in immediately

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:32am
  • 8:04,redneck shit..in maryland really

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:08pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:37pm
  • 11:08 is awesome!! ...unless you don't understand Spanish in which case you're just gonna have to take my word for it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:53am
  • LMAO at 8:05, i'm sure HE is the OP in question...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:56pm
  • U r ssssoooooo lucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:58am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:17pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:22pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:26pm
  • Three mexicans , rico, pablo, and jose jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first, who wins?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:28pm