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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:05pm

    Love how all the guys get worked up and start convincing themselves this didn't happen. K guys. Don't hate on the OP if it happened to him. You are probably the cock blockers at parties. Don't block cocks. Guide cocks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:05pm

    Ho ho hoes! So did you give it to the girl who was naughty or to the one who was nice?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:29pm

    Miguel you gotta cut it out. You literally are making me want to hire you so i can kill you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:01pm

    Bounce them on your lap and ask what they want this year.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:04pm

    Prolly his cousins this sounds like some redneck shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:07am

    i love morning wood (i'm a girl). gives me a chance for round 2! (or 3 or 4 ;])

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:19pm

    @8:17, go away, thanks :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:01pm

    8:51 thank u thank u very much

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:02pm

    Nice dream but probably not true.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:51pm

    Miguel, did you hear about the over eager immigrant? He was lured in by a sadistic butcher, chopped up and made into pig slop and now as a punishment of such actions, swine flu is spreading you don't want to be blamed for helping the swine flu spread, do you?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:37am

    so which guy got to slobber the homo knob?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:28pm

    This never happened.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:51pm

    Yeeahhh you're a fucking small dick retarded shit eating nerd douche

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:39pm

    Miguel seriously I know u r really a bored seventh grader with a horrible sense of humor But let ur testicles descend a be a man Grow the fuck up

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:30pm

    Miguel u sound very hard working from sucking dicks to house cleaning a very diverse work history u have but alas no one here needs u maybe u could try home depot..........

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 5:17pm

    In soviet Russia, wood gets YOU!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:22pm

    sounds like a good wet dream

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:56pm

    Morning wood is the best wood. Morning sex is also awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:06pm

    Keep it classy, Maryland

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:40pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:10pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:16pm

    MoCo rules, PG is ghettoville (except for College Park)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:53pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:49pm

    Miguel, u think it's funny to: 1- make fun of other cultures and/or 2-POST THE SAME SHIT ON EVERY MOTHER FUCKIN TFLN?!?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:34pm

    Which dude did you pick?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:49pm

    morning wood is the shit!!! as long as you don't wake up next to a fat or ugly chick

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    Submitted by randolph7 on Jun 9, 10 at 2:33am

    I hate all guys who say this shit is fake. Don't question things. We are men and we need to be for each other man law cmon

  • 83 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:39am

    I knew those Jonas Brothers were up to no good...

  • 87 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:32pm

    All of them dumbass!!!! Lmao Terrible joke but funny

  • 88 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:04pm

    Sure...keep dreaming op!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:58pm

    9:17- maryland is full of lax bros

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:26pm

    Dollar/ paso translation :-) lol

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 8:33pm

    Yup - good night indeed.

  • 79 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:17pm

    Moco...for the win!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:30pm

    below me Society WINS

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:08pm

    La verdad es que Miguel no sabe mierda de bad! Si el fuera un immigrante de verdad el sabria que nosotros solo trabajmos por mas de 43 pesos por hora o, si es una chica, trabajamos por un "blowjob" pero solo si la chica se quita su camisa porque todos sabemos que un blowjob con lar ropa nunca es bueno

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:36pm

    Society!!! Ppl that is the answer to the joke SOCIETY wins!!!!

  • 81 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:31pm

    Who jumped off the fucking cliff?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:32pm

    hi I'm Jose and I'll suck dick for 20 pesos an hour. hit me up on craigslist. ~Jose

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:58pm

    lies. lies. made up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:58pm

    MoCo get ittttttttttttttt.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:02am

    Is the op a dude? Fuckin sick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:25pm

    My name is Rico I live in Mexico I get a paso a day I go to Lucy she give me pussy and she take that dollar away No Miguel in the equation now go away

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:01am

    Damn, if this is true, then you're one lucky bastard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:36pm

    Fake, morning wood isn't something to want, it's just a semi hard on. Get a life douche

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      Submitted by velvetipp on Feb 19, 10 at 2:25pm

      obviously you've never had morning sex, so we won't hold it against you this time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:16pm

    Rednecks and/or their behaviors,are not limited to southern states a sad but true fact Just like ghetto isn't limited to the projects Travel a little my friend u will see :-)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 12:36am

    How the hell does Miguel have an iPhone ???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:31pm

    Yo soy buen trabajador sí. ~Miguel

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:27pm

    I remember that!!!!! Get outta the wayback machine ;)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:43am

    Shittttttttttttttttt

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:52pm

    thats about as epic as it gets

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:59pm

    Morning wood sex is the best!!

  • 75 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:25pm

    And take big tone with u So sick of him too

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    Submitted by realco4 on Aug 10, 11 at 12:35am

    What a boss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:16pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:07pm

    Who was arguing? Your mom and dad?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:00pm

    Well I can see two gays fighting over it.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:34pm

    No solamente trabajo pot 20 pesos. ~Miguel

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:38am

    Fuck yaaa I would want some of thatt:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:58pm

    Sorry OP...this just sounds so fake...like something out of Penthouse Forum.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:30pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

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    Submitted by violinpants on Aug 26, 10 at 8:34pm

    you know it was a good night when you wake up lost and confused. lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:58am

    U r ssssoooooo lucky

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:51pm

    8:25, you are a god.

  • 72 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:29pm

    Por tu culo, Miguel.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Hueydog123 on Jan 20, 11 at 6:44am

    never thought Santa and hard on's would ever share a sentence

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:09pm

    i havent been home to MD in a while, but def sounds like this post was one of my friends.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:27pm

    Fuck yeah miguelllllll whattupppppp

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:21pm

    Suck a penis you rapist douchebags.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:46pm

    Santas got some swinging mojo...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:56pm

    LMAO at 8:05, i'm sure HE is the OP in question...

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    Submitted by killerkarrit on Aug 9, 11 at 6:33pm

    Were the elves trying to steal santa's wood

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:28pm

    Ba ha~ fake...nice try tho

  • 44 51
    Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 1:20am

    well atleast they made your christmas wish cum true hopefully

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:17pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

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    Submitted by Pseudoku on Dec 27, 11 at 1:21am

    8:05 This deserves its own post.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:22pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

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    Submitted by 703_Repin on Apr 14, 10 at 3:46pm

    Santa's got some ho, ho, hoes!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:12am

    They were probably ugly.

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    Submitted by just69 on Nov 22, 12 at 10:31pm

    Teach me your ways master

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:53am

    11:08 is awesome!! ...unless you don't understand Spanish in which case you're just gonna have to take my word for it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:58pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:32am

    Hey Miguel this is the police force of America turn yourself in immediately

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:08pm

    8:04,redneck shit..in maryland really

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:37pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:27pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:26pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:28pm

    Three mexicans , rico, pablo, and jose jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first, who wins?