I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
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Dear every guy ever, wake me up by eating ME out and you'll get however many sexual acts you want. With sexiness, this girl.
That's the gospel right there. Gotta warm up the pot if u want something hot!
i love you soo much
I'm more of a giver anyway.
You'll be eating outta something but it ain't gonna be her hand if you know what I'm sayin!
Yes, I think I know what you are saying.
I do that at least once a week for my bf
I want a girl like you.
I did that once. We just celebrated our 10 year anniversary :-)
I tried doing that once and got punched in the head, last time I show initiative.
It's funny because it's true.
You mean Mornings with Muffy aren't a standard thing? I love a good mouth full of moose knuckle to start my day. It's part of my balanced breakfast. 45 min of eating out at the Taco Hut and .. Well... You get the picture!
Um... i thought all girls like waking up with a cock down their throat? What ... only me?
lmfao! you're hilarious.
Everyone who said bad night must have very unhappy men at home.
i did that.. best morning ever for both of us
@heavyweight maybe lay off the sammiches cause to be a heavy guy your tool has to be longer than average to get around the fat belly? Just wondering aloud.
Unnecessary.. He was just saying a sandwich and a blunt would be nice in the morning.. I mean, who can say no to that?
i love eating girls out. i need anything in return. just dont tell my gf Please
He won't eat out of your hand, he'll just eventually expect it
Dear every girl ever, wake me up with a sammich and a blunt and I'll do anything you want . From every guy with sense
I've actually done that before. But with muffins instead. I've never seen a man so giddy in my life.
i did this to my boyfriend in his friend's basement while they were all upstairs eating breakfast
This is SO true! your man will love you forever and be smiling every morning just like he should be =]
Hahaha I love this.
Dear farimar, OK!!!!!
I did that to my ex boyfriend, he was in lovee. :)
Ha ya I used to do that to my ex all the time. He'd have great dreams.
Seriously. Girls never seem to be able to figure this out
I did that for my husband the other night I got tired of waking up to him fucking me every night I mean can't you do it while I'm awake
I love waking him up that way. We barely get to finish though, I always end up the winner first.
Love doing that for my husband but guess who always has to go to the bathroom?
lol true dilemma.
Awesome I will try this n see if it works lol
Spitters are quitters.
mmm there's a reason you aren't getting one\ntry stroking her mouth when you wake up, that might help
I just did that this morning
I wish my current male companion would let me wake him up this way. :( He hates receiving oral...just breaks my heart.
Well anytime you feel the urge to give, I'll gladly receive. And vice versa
Best way to wake him up every time.
You're from Raleigh, you should be smarter than this. If you a few nice things for a girl, she'll do more back for you. We're more generous, duh.
Haha so true
I bet u can't understand why you're still single.
72 girls don't give bj's.
You're gonna be eatin outta something but it ain't gonna be her hand if you know what I'm sayin!
its way better with to guys ;)