Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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That's what I call a "horror" scope
just pretend you read the wrong one, and read the one you use to be before they started switching it up on us.
The change is only for effect for people born in 2010 or later\nFYI
Damn ophiuchus... messing everybody up.
Time to dust off the porn collection.
Maybe guitarboy27 should sell his guitar and buy himself a set of testicles
you and me both... fml