i watched that movie with a group of friends. The boys cried and the girls laughed their heads off. My boyfriend was too scared to have sex with me for 3 weeks
actually, i didn't post this one, seeing as i didn't make you bleed, i bled on you. but since you brought my name up...
i'm glad you finally caught on and stopped asking for it, you were teetering on the edge of pathetic.
i'm sorry i got you excited made you beg and still left, and i'm sorry i made you fuck me when i had my period (yes that's what it was. i dont have anything and you weren't my first so if you were worried, dont be).
i do kind of feel bad about it this time too, which has never happened so i'll apologize. i'm sorry for lying to you about you being the first guy i hooked up with here (you were actually #5),
i'm sorry i spit your own cum on you (it was hard to not laugh while i did it), i'm sorry i told you i couldn't hook up with you that day because of my "rule" (i had actually hooked up with 3 guys that weekend),
I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for bringing it up again now.
um 8:27, i think you meant he WAS circumcised....if he had a foreskin, that shit would move and everyone would be happy...if ur circumcised, ur more likely to get rips and tears and handjobs are all but impossible without lube...poor fuckers
A bit o' blood never killed anyone gents. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger and all.
...now, if she actually put decent sized holes in it, SHE'S DOING IT WRONG.
Otherwise, I little rough sex never killed anyone.
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