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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:18pm

    @10:14 if she wasn't experienced at BJs, she wouldn't be a whore, now would she? She's a n00b. Getcher insults straight, moron.

  • 88 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:14pm

    DON'T USE TEETH YOU INEXPERIENCED WHORE.

  • 72 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:16pm

    Either he was having his period lol or u need to learn how to give a bj

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:16pm

    In soviet russia dick make you bleef

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:30pm

    sounds as good as "how dry do you want it"

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:20pm

    Black n decker pecker wrecker

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:03am

    haha, thanks for that addition, 11:33

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 6:33am

    My area code..

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous09 on Jan 15, 10 at 12:35am

    must have been mel helms or mackenzie flowers... the latter of the two is easy...

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:01pm

    Hunter moses is beastly? wtf does that mean?

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:20pm

    Oh, I get it! It's funny because of how inexperienced she is at oral sex. -Jeff

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:43pm

    actually, i didn't post this one, seeing as i didn't make you bleed, i bled on you. but since you brought my name up... i'm glad you finally caught on and stopped asking for it, you were teetering on the edge of pathetic.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:32am

    I imagine other guys have battle scars from dry humping too

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:57am

    It's like that movie "teeth"

    • 25 56
      Submitted by midori on Apr 22, 10 at 10:47pm

      i watched that movie with a group of friends. The boys cried and the girls laughed their heads off. My boyfriend was too scared to have sex with me for 3 weeks

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:09am

    scraping against a tunnel of dry sand and coarse carpet

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:26pm

    sounds like someones a biter!

  • 37 39
    Submitted by mike8121 on May 14, 10 at 6:06pm

    Hahahha virgins

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:29pm

    Go sign up for fellatio classes bitch.

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:33pm

    I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for bringing it up again now.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:29pm

    These pretzels are making my pusssssssy dry.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:47pm

    Gents, what we have here is the elusive "dick hickey". Holy mother of God!

  • 35 43
    Submitted by aj_mcguire93 on May 21, 10 at 1:44am

    I've gotten a handjob that left me bleeding :( she was a real dick skinner

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous09 on Jan 15, 10 at 1:05am

    must have been mackenzie flowers

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:37pm

    Haha, great night...

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:30am

    5:32....like a boss?

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:42am

    Charles Rutherford says, the bitch sneezed while blowing his dick!

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:38pm

    what'd he do, fuck your dry asshole?

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:19am

    It might just means she's really tight. That's happened to me before.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:02pm

    Heather, how could you post this?

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:27am

    he wasnt circumsized thats how it happened. had nothing to do with oral sex.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:39pm

    I'm definitely mad at myself for it. But I laughed when I noticed the posts by "Rick". Seriously buddy?! You really have so little to do? Haha

  • 24 30
    Submitted by yesIdid2 on Aug 16, 11 at 12:08pm

    Not necessarily from biting or teeth at all. Could be from a broken frenulum. It happens.

  • 30 43
    Submitted by snowwhite007 on Jun 7, 10 at 10:21pm

    WTF do you have any common sense!?

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:57pm

    if hes not circumsized thats actually normal.. otherwise you're a beast

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:41am

    maybe she has braces and its not that she inexperienced

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:25pm

    Hey sista go sista. Better get that dough sista.

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:05pm

    Jesus saves 1 Corinthians 6:9-11

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:39am

    Sometimes guys deserve it. I don't think she's bad at BJ's, she sounds like she probably bit it.

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:58pm

    Fake. So many texts now ending with "how do you think it went?" GET ORIGINAL, PEOPLE!

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:24pm

    You know the rules, and so do I. -Rick

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:07pm

    these posts that end in "how do you think it went?" never cease to be funny! fucking fail!

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:50pm

    yeah get off this girls nuts, this was mine.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:32am

    That's why you should never get your junk pierced...

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:59am

    Next time give advance warning your cunt has teeth, whore.

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:56am

    I have totally been in that same position after a night of drinking, it fucking hurts

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:30pm

    i made a guy bleed and now it is really awkward as we have the same friends and he blanks me... oh well, have felt guilty for ages

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:22pm

    A bit o' blood never killed anyone gents. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger and all. ...now, if she actually put decent sized holes in it, SHE'S DOING IT WRONG. Otherwise, I little rough sex never killed anyone.

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:45pm

    same thing happened to me, i feel your pain

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:43pm

    i'm sorry i got you excited made you beg and still left, and i'm sorry i made you fuck me when i had my period (yes that's what it was. i dont have anything and you weren't my first so if you were worried, dont be).

  • 29 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:16pm

    wow...i think i know who this happened to..if it a was a 740 number...haha Dub*C

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:39am

    Ouchhhhh how the fuck do you manage that

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:28pm

    Hey sista goooooooo sista

  • 34 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:04am

    Hahahahaha I'm guessing it was your first time?

  • 28 50
    Submitted by ItsAlice00 on Mar 12, 10 at 11:19am

    I know the feeling

  • 30 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:10am

    I did that, no worries. It'll be better soon. Poor boys.

  • 23 42
    Submitted by ryno05 on Sep 16, 11 at 1:50pm

    I think I was the receiver...this is my area code

  • 34 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:43pm

    i'm sorry i spit your own cum on you (it was hard to not laugh while i did it), i'm sorry i told you i couldn't hook up with you that day because of my "rule" (i had actually hooked up with 3 guys that weekend),

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:41am

    oops. i may have done this.

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:09am

    don't use teeth idiot

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:24pm

    If u read that backwards......

  • 35 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:38am

    11:33 mean girls!! Haha

  • 37 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:32pm

    lube your pussy next time dumb shit

  • 32 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:06pm

    11:22 DAVID CARRADINE. You lie.

  • 30 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:43pm

    i do kind of feel bad about it this time too, which has never happened so i'll apologize. i'm sorry for lying to you about you being the first guy i hooked up with here (you were actually #5),

  • 27 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:39pm

    um 8:27, i think you meant he WAS circumcised....if he had a foreskin, that shit would move and everyone would be happy...if ur circumcised, ur more likely to get rips and tears and handjobs are all but impossible without lube...poor fuckers

  • 31 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:42am

    I dry humped my dick to bleed.......when I was fucking six!!!!

  • 31 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:12pm

    Shit, I dunno what you were doing but I'm guessing you shouldn't be asking him to go down first anynore.

  • 33 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:43pm

    but most of all, i'm sorry you came back three tiems and we laughed at you

  • 31 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:27am

    ought to use some K-Y on that dry snatch you filthy cunt

  • 27 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:23pm

    Lol sounds like someone has a STD!

  • 27 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:07am

    big, dry, worn out vagina probably

  • 23 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:44pm

    Holy shit. I think I heard this happening.