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  • @10:14 if she wasn't experienced at BJs, she wouldn't be a whore, now would she? She's a n00b. Getcher insults straight, moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:18pm
  • Black n decker pecker wrecker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:20pm
  • I did that, no worries. It'll be better soon. Poor boys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:10am
  • DON'T USE TEETH YOU INEXPERIENCED WHORE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:14pm
  • Hunter moses is beastly? wtf does that mean?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:01pm
  • sounds as good as "how dry do you want it"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:30pm
  • Either he was having his period lol or u need to learn how to give a bj

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:16pm
  • I've gotten a handjob that left me bleeding :( she was a real dick skinner

    Submitted by aj_mcguire93 on May 21, 10 at 1:44am
  • Hahahha virgins

    Submitted by mike8121 on May 14, 10 at 6:06pm
  • scraping against a tunnel of dry sand and coarse carpet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:09am
  • Heather, how could you post this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:02pm
  • Go sign up for fellatio classes bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:29pm
  • It's like that movie "teeth"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:57am
    • i watched that movie with a group of friends. The boys cried and the girls laughed their heads off. My boyfriend was too scared to have sex with me for 3 weeks

      Submitted by midori on Apr 22, 10 at 10:47pm
  • In soviet russia dick make you bleef

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:16pm
  • he wasnt circumsized thats how it happened. had nothing to do with oral sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:27am
  • Oh, I get it! It's funny because of how inexperienced she is at oral sex. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:20pm
  • haha, thanks for that addition, 11:33

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:03am
  • I imagine other guys have battle scars from dry humping too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:32am
  • must have been mel helms or mackenzie flowers... the latter of the two is easy...

    Submitted by Anonymous09 on Jan 15, 10 at 12:35am
  • wow...i think i know who this happened to..if it a was a 740 number...haha Dub*C

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:16pm
  • Gents, what we have here is the elusive "dick hickey". Holy mother of God!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:47pm
  • actually, i didn't post this one, seeing as i didn't make you bleed, i bled on you. but since you brought my name up... i'm glad you finally caught on and stopped asking for it, you were teetering on the edge of pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:43pm
  • I'm definitely mad at myself for it. But I laughed when I noticed the posts by "Rick". Seriously buddy?! You really have so little to do? Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:39pm
  • These pretzels are making my pusssssssy dry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:29pm
  • i made a guy bleed and now it is really awkward as we have the same friends and he blanks me... oh well, have felt guilty for ages

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:30pm
  • Next time give advance warning your cunt has teeth, whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:59am
  • if hes not circumsized thats actually normal.. otherwise you're a beast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:57pm
  • must have been mackenzie flowers

    Submitted by Anonymous09 on Jan 15, 10 at 1:05am
  • yeah get off this girls nuts, this was mine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Sometimes guys deserve it. I don't think she's bad at BJ's, she sounds like she probably bit it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:39am
  • i'm sorry i got you excited made you beg and still left, and i'm sorry i made you fuck me when i had my period (yes that's what it was. i dont have anything and you weren't my first so if you were worried, dont be).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Hey sista goooooooo sista

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:28pm
  • I think I was the receiver...this is my area code

    Submitted by ryno05 on Sep 16, 11 at 1:50pm
  • Not necessarily from biting or teeth at all. Could be from a broken frenulum. It happens.

    Submitted by yesIdid2 on Aug 16, 11 at 12:08pm
  • WTF do you have any common sense!?

    Submitted by snowwhite007 on Jun 7, 10 at 10:21pm
  • i do kind of feel bad about it this time too, which has never happened so i'll apologize. i'm sorry for lying to you about you being the first guy i hooked up with here (you were actually #5),

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:43pm
  • I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for bringing it up again now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:33pm
  • these posts that end in "how do you think it went?" never cease to be funny! fucking fail!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:07pm
  • sounds like someones a biter!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:26pm
  • My area code..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 6:33am
  • Haha, great night...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:37pm
  • i'm sorry i spit your own cum on you (it was hard to not laugh while i did it), i'm sorry i told you i couldn't hook up with you that day because of my "rule" (i had actually hooked up with 3 guys that weekend),

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Hey sista go sista. Better get that dough sista.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:25pm
  • You know the rules, and so do I. -Rick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:24pm
  • 5:32....like a boss?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:30am
  • lube your pussy next time dumb shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:32pm
  • Ouchhhhh how the fuck do you manage that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:39am
  • what'd he do, fuck your dry asshole?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:38pm
  • I have totally been in that same position after a night of drinking, it fucking hurts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:56am
  • maybe she has braces and its not that she inexperienced

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:41am
  • It might just means she's really tight. That's happened to me before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:19am
  • Jesus saves 1 Corinthians 6:9-11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:05pm
  • oops. i may have done this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:41am
  • Fake. So many texts now ending with "how do you think it went?" GET ORIGINAL, PEOPLE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:58pm
  • I dry humped my dick to bleed.......when I was fucking six!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:42am
  • don't use teeth idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:09am
  • If u read that backwards......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:24pm
  • I know the feeling

    Submitted by ItsAlice00 on Mar 12, 10 at 11:19am
  • Charles Rutherford says, the bitch sneezed while blowing his dick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:42am
  • 11:33 mean girls!! Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:38am
  • but most of all, i'm sorry you came back three tiems and we laughed at you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:43pm
  • 11:22 DAVID CARRADINE. You lie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:06pm
  • same thing happened to me, i feel your pain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:45pm
  • um 8:27, i think you meant he WAS circumcised....if he had a foreskin, that shit would move and everyone would be happy...if ur circumcised, ur more likely to get rips and tears and handjobs are all but impossible without lube...poor fuckers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:39pm
  • Hahahahaha I'm guessing it was your first time?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:04am
  • Lol sounds like someone has a STD!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:23pm
  • That's why you should never get your junk pierced...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:32am
  • ought to use some K-Y on that dry snatch you filthy cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:27am
  • A bit o' blood never killed anyone gents. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger and all. ...now, if she actually put decent sized holes in it, SHE'S DOING IT WRONG. Otherwise, I little rough sex never killed anyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:22pm
  • Shit, I dunno what you were doing but I'm guessing you shouldn't be asking him to go down first anynore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:12pm
  • big, dry, worn out vagina probably

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:07am
  • Holy shit. I think I heard this happening.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:44pm