I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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@10:14 if she wasn't experienced at BJs, she wouldn't be a whore, now would she? She's a n00b. Getcher insults straight, moron.
Black n decker pecker wrecker
I did that, no worries. It'll be better soon. Poor boys.
DON'T USE TEETH YOU INEXPERIENCED WHORE.
Hunter moses is beastly? wtf does that mean?
sounds as good as "how dry do you want it"
Either he was having his period lol or u need to learn how to give a bj
I've gotten a handjob that left me bleeding :( she was a real dick skinner
scraping against a tunnel of dry sand and coarse carpet
Heather, how could you post this?
Go sign up for fellatio classes bitch.
It's like that movie "teeth"
i watched that movie with a group of friends. The boys cried and the girls laughed their heads off. My boyfriend was too scared to have sex with me for 3 weeks
In soviet russia dick make you bleef
he wasnt circumsized thats how it happened. had nothing to do with oral sex.
Oh, I get it! It's funny because of how inexperienced she is at oral sex.
haha, thanks for that addition, 11:33
I imagine other guys have battle scars from dry humping too
must have been mel helms or mackenzie flowers... the latter of the two is easy...
wow...i think i know who this happened to..if it a was a 740 number...haha Dub*C
Gents, what we have here is the elusive "dick hickey". Holy mother of God!
actually, i didn't post this one, seeing as i didn't make you bleed, i bled on you. but since you brought my name up...
i'm glad you finally caught on and stopped asking for it, you were teetering on the edge of pathetic.
I'm definitely mad at myself for it. But I laughed when I noticed the posts by "Rick". Seriously buddy?! You really have so little to do? Haha
These pretzels are making my pusssssssy dry.
i made a guy bleed and now it is really awkward as we have the same friends and he blanks me... oh well, have felt guilty for ages
Next time give advance warning your cunt has teeth, whore.
if hes not circumsized thats actually normal..
otherwise you're a beast
must have been mackenzie flowers
yeah get off this girls nuts, this was mine.
Sometimes guys deserve it. I don't think she's bad at BJ's, she sounds like she probably bit it.
i'm sorry i got you excited made you beg and still left, and i'm sorry i made you fuck me when i had my period (yes that's what it was. i dont have anything and you weren't my first so if you were worried, dont be).
Hey sista goooooooo sista
I think I was the receiver...this is my area code
Not necessarily from biting or teeth at all. Could be from a broken frenulum. It happens.
WTF do you have any common sense!?
i do kind of feel bad about it this time too, which has never happened so i'll apologize. i'm sorry for lying to you about you being the first guy i hooked up with here (you were actually #5),
I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for bringing it up again now.
these posts that end in "how do you think it went?" never cease to be funny! fucking fail!
sounds like someones a biter!
My area code..
Haha, great night...
i'm sorry i spit your own cum on you (it was hard to not laugh while i did it), i'm sorry i told you i couldn't hook up with you that day because of my "rule" (i had actually hooked up with 3 guys that weekend),
Hey sista go sista. Better get that dough sista.
You know the rules, and so do I.
5:32....like a boss?
lube your pussy next time dumb shit
Ouchhhhh how the fuck do you manage that
what'd he do, fuck your dry asshole?
I have totally been in that same position after a night of drinking, it fucking hurts
maybe she has braces and its not that she inexperienced
It might just means she's really tight. That's happened to me before.
Jesus saves 1 Corinthians 6:9-11
oops. i may have done this.
Fake. So many texts now ending with "how do you think it went?" GET ORIGINAL, PEOPLE!
I dry humped my dick to bleed.......when I was fucking six!!!!
don't use teeth idiot
If u read that backwards......
I know the feeling
Charles Rutherford says, the bitch sneezed while blowing his dick!
11:33 mean girls!! Haha
but most of all, i'm sorry you came back three tiems and we laughed at you
11:22 DAVID CARRADINE. You lie.
same thing happened to me, i feel your pain
um 8:27, i think you meant he WAS circumcised....if he had a foreskin, that shit would move and everyone would be happy...if ur circumcised, ur more likely to get rips and tears and handjobs are all but impossible without lube...poor fuckers
Hahahahaha I'm guessing it was your first time?
Lol sounds like someone has a STD!
That's why you should never get your junk pierced...
ought to use some K-Y on that dry snatch you filthy cunt
A bit o' blood never killed anyone gents. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger and all.
...now, if she actually put decent sized holes in it, SHE'S DOING IT WRONG.
Otherwise, I little rough sex never killed anyone.
Shit, I dunno what you were doing but I'm guessing you shouldn't be asking him to go down first anynore.
big, dry, worn out vagina probably
Holy shit. I think I heard this happening.