I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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Congrats on the weight loss...and good luck with all that dick. =]
I was certainly enthralled by this captivating story in which you personified your vagina as a female that makes its own decisions.
former fatties ftw
No, you're just fat because you're from Alabama.
Haha i like this one :) x
Beef curtains are never a good night
GoodLuckImWhite is the new Taipan
But much less articulate.
Anyone who said this is a good night is dumb. Vaginas dont talk
it would get all the attention and your boobs would not?
Don't worry, the fat will be back.
it always comes back
Dis dog maken me vearyyyy fursty!