I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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Congrats on the weight loss...and good luck with all that dick. =]
I was certainly enthralled by this captivating story in which you personified your vagina as a female that makes its own decisions.
former fatties ftw
No, you're just fat because you're from Alabama.
Haha i like this one :) x
GoodLuckImWhite is the new Taipan
But much less articulate.
Anyone who said this is a good night is dumb. Vaginas dont talk
Beef curtains are never a good night
it would get all the attention and your boobs would not?
Don't worry, the fat will be back.
it always comes back
Dis dog maken me vearyyyy fursty!