Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Who died my cat blue again?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.