At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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So i guess you could say, "you got the short end of the stick"
Both parties got owned haha
THIS is a functional relationship...
Answered that question...
LMAO, plain and simple.
That's Texas for ya, gotta love that state
Maybe he got the brains
He makes a valid point.
You stay classy Houston!
God damn heartless cunt. Women are vile u shoulda came in her eyes and blinded the slut
Sloppy Seconds aren't as fun as they seem, but revenge makes it all the more sweeter.
Did sloppy seconds seem fun to begin with?
When you're running train.
That is awesome! With that said, I'd be PISSED of someone came in my hair!
Haha, sweet sweet revenge
This man deserves a medal
I'd say they're even!!
Shoulda made sure to at least get SOME of the jizz in her eye! Bitches HATE that shit;)
Fair is fair.
sounds like the right point in time to me.
Burn on both sides. Well done
all he did was jizz in her hair? haha
I know, if I said that to anyone, I'd expect them to shave half of my hair, including my eyebrows.
In ur face.
That's Houston for ya!
Lol love it!!!