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  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 16, 10 at 3:57pm

    when one door closes another opens, check the back door

  • Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Sep 16, 10 at 3:20pm

    It's cool I brought a crobar

  • Submitted by Brave22 on Sep 16, 10 at 7:35pm

    You could audibly hear? As opposed to visually hear?

    • Submitted by cdese on Sep 17, 10 at 1:37am

      Yeah.. The use of the word "audibly" was a horrible attempt to cleverly replace the usual "literally" that we see so very often.. #FAIL!

  • Submitted by klangford on Sep 16, 10 at 4:33pm

    She queefed.

  • Submitted by stevebauer on Sep 16, 10 at 3:14pm

    It probably sounded like the creaky, cobwebby front door from a haunted house.

  • Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Sep 16, 10 at 4:43pm

    It denied you big time baby!!! You need a special key and she's not going to show you where that is..

  • Submitted by Preston89 on Sep 16, 10 at 7:14pm

    She's missing a door knob. Or two.

  • Submitted by fl_nobody on Sep 17, 10 at 9:18am

    Maybe it was the clap

  • Submitted by Michguy on Sep 16, 10 at 5:07pm

    Beware the clam!

  • Submitted by yeahokay on Sep 19, 10 at 2:45pm


  • Submitted by drdevo on Sep 18, 10 at 5:03pm

    Meat flappin

  • Submitted by gman15 on Sep 16, 10 at 8:07pm

    She's got an ass 2

  • Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 16, 10 at 9:33pm

    First 5 seconds counts the most !!!