I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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when one door closes another opens, check the back door
It's cool I brought a crobar
You could audibly hear? As opposed to visually hear?
Yeah.. The use of the word "audibly" was a horrible attempt to cleverly replace the usual "literally" that we see so very often.. #FAIL!
It probably sounded like the creaky, cobwebby front door from a haunted house.
It denied you big time baby!!! You need a special key and she's not going to show you where that is..
She's missing a door knob. Or two.
Maybe it was the clap
Beware the clam!
She's got an ass 2
First 5 seconds counts the most !!!