Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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Read this immediately after the one above it about "lines of coke off the dashboard". Freaking hilarious.
i did, it was wondrous. great minds. I RECOMMEND THE SAME TO ALL.
That's part of my regular Tuesday schedule.
I prefer octopi. They can finger and give tentacle jobs at the same time. Way better than sticking my Johnson into big mouth bass' mouth and letting its tail become a clit flipper.
The deadliest catch.....classy
Really? Is he that hot or are you just that horny?
I'm making this my new thing.
She's got to be a lonely cat lady!!