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  • Read this immediately after the one above it about "lines of coke off the dashboard". Freaking hilarious.

    Submitted by GentlemanInBlack on Dec 20, 12 at 2:04pm
    • i did, it was wondrous. great minds. I RECOMMEND THE SAME TO ALL.

      Submitted by swl90 on Dec 20, 12 at 2:47pm
  • That's part of my regular Tuesday schedule.

    Submitted by TeepeeGirl on Dec 20, 12 at 3:05pm
  • I prefer octopi. They can finger and give tentacle jobs at the same time. Way better than sticking my Johnson into big mouth bass' mouth and letting its tail become a clit flipper.

    Submitted by dpSkip on Dec 20, 12 at 4:09pm
  • The deadliest catch.....classy

    Submitted by reaper187 on Dec 20, 12 at 5:58pm
  • Really? Is he that hot or are you just that horny?

    Submitted by budman999 on Dec 20, 12 at 5:34pm
  • I'm making this my new thing.

    Submitted by Sgt_Ginger on Dec 20, 12 at 11:28pm
  • She's got to be a lonely cat lady!!

    Submitted by sabotage30 on Dec 20, 12 at 7:16pm