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  • How were you invited?

    Submitted by LynnZee on May 6, 10 at 10:35am
  • If you spell cum as come, then yes, your generation is not ready to get married and/or start breeding.

    Submitted by caustichercules on May 6, 10 at 10:30am
    • "Cum" is actually a variant spelling. In case you need help with this one, *you're* actually the one in the wrong.

      Submitted by enzo on May 6, 10 at 11:16am
      • I don't know why you put asterisks around 'you're', the individual you were replying to used the correct your. I always find it helps to say 'you are' in place of 'you're' to double check.

        Submitted by Francesca77 on May 6, 10 at 2:38pm
    • i always thought that the actual semen was referred to as "cum" but the act of ejaculating was called "coming"... you know, like, "i'm coming!" as opposed to "i'm cumming!". when you sneeze you're not like, "i'm snotting!" but that's just me. plus who cares? shut up.

      Submitted by yeaaaah on May 6, 10 at 11:23am
      • Snot isn't slang. \n"Cum", as a variant spelling, is. \nDon't be daft.

        Submitted by enzo on May 6, 10 at 12:59pm
        • thanks for clearing that up............. again. you are so smart. using words like daft and variant. god, you're cool.

          Submitted by yeaaaah on May 6, 10 at 7:55pm
          • Could have simply pointed out that snot IS slang for sputum or mucus, called him a dumb ass, and left it at that.

            Submitted by drunken_coyote on May 6, 10 at 10:58pm
            • ...and also a proper word in its own right.

              Submitted by enzo on May 7, 10 at 2:41am
  • This is so ungodly retarded. The fact that this went up has caused my faith in humanity to die just a little bit more.

    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 6, 10 at 10:49am
  • Hey may 6. @ 10:30, it's the proper way to spell it you dumb motherfucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 11:12am
  • maybe a nuclear holocaust wouldn't be such a bad thing....

    Submitted by sequioa on May 6, 10 at 5:26pm
  • It's Missouri. He's probably relates to the bride

    Submitted by alix4d on May 6, 10 at 10:39am
  • This Alen guy is getting on my nerves we get it there is another site twss !!!!! Ugh

    Submitted by melanie84 on May 6, 10 at 11:05am
  • First off it's the brides fault, and that is why it's hilarious! Maybe she should have thought about that prior to her wedding day! Secondly, stop commenting on people's spelling, text from last night sometimes revises your submission it's not the persons fault.

    Submitted by LuLu7 on May 6, 10 at 11:43am
    • um, no. tfln is not going to waste their time to "revise" a text by spelling something wrong. you're retarded.

      Submitted by nylon on May 6, 10 at 2:05pm
    • It's fair if you apply the same standard to guys getting called out on similar things at their weddings. Otherwise it is sexist.

      Submitted by JimHalpert on May 11, 10 at 8:06am
  • Wasn't this posted sometime last year?..

    Submitted by pichu180 on May 6, 10 at 1:20pm
  • And exactly how far did her foot go up your ASS afterwards?... ANKLE DEEP I ASSUME

    Submitted by bigmike1016 on May 7, 10 at 10:11am
  • "And that's how Joey got murdered by a wedding."

    Submitted by IneptAdept on May 6, 10 at 4:52pm
  • This is a fucking text website. Who give a fucking shit about the spelling

    Submitted by rubberchicken on May 8, 10 at 12:10pm
  • alix4d when the fuck did missouri become arkansas or mississippi you cunt

    Submitted by TheLast on May 6, 10 at 4:12pm
    • 1821 by most accounts. It'll be all right, I hear the Oak Ridge Boys are playing in Branson again.

      Submitted by Vash on May 6, 10 at 5:43pm
  • Ahaha most entertaining wedding I've been to in awhile!

    Submitted by twixypoo on May 7, 10 at 12:24am
  • You won't do it.

    Submitted by pike1346 on May 6, 10 at 11:13am
  • I'm just hoping this isn't my sister's upcoming wedding...

    Submitted by JimHalpert on May 11, 10 at 8:02am
  • I'd disagree 11:16 if you were to look it up you wouldn't find it. It's not the proper way. Just lazy lingo like the textinf shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 12:49pm
  • Lol 11.16! U dun gone n fukt up! It's "your" you ass-bandit. Now go to bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 4:51pm
  • Wow... Hope this isn't who I think it is. I'm going to their wedding in STL next weekend...

    Submitted by MissBeaHaven on May 6, 10 at 1:08pm
  • I just lawled.

    Submitted by effyewseekay on May 6, 10 at 4:05pm
  • What the hell is wrong with these people

    Submitted by Epimetheus on May 6, 10 at 10:06pm
  • I've been considering doing this...

    Submitted by Vardar on Dec 30, 11 at 5:07am
  • Shut the fuck up alix4d this ain't Kentucky.

    Submitted by longone on May 6, 10 at 12:11pm
  • It's ungod...ily... I got nothing sorry

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 11:47am
  • It's way better to do that at an anniversary party. Extra points if you're referring to that year;)

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 7, 10 at 11:24am
  • Iongone sorry if I offended you. I wish you luck with your marraige in missouri

    Submitted by alix4d on May 6, 10 at 11:12pm
  • Hobogal: I am from Arkansas and I would just like to say that I hate the stereotype that we Arkansans marry our kin. I actually do know a guy who married into his own family. He lives in Missouri. And yes we have some crazies that live around here but every state does.

    Submitted by lynzlulu013 on Oct 5, 10 at 3:19am
  • Funny funny

    Submitted by junie519 on May 6, 10 at 10:05pm
  • this site is so sexist i always leave feeling sick to my stomach.

    Submitted by velociraptor on May 6, 10 at 1:03pm
    • and yes i know i should just not come onto the site, I like the funny ones though it's lame to have to just boycott a whole site I feel like I shouldn't have to.

      Submitted by velociraptor on May 6, 10 at 1:05pm
      • how is this sexist? she obviously asked him to come on her chest. she wanted it.

        Submitted by yeaaaah on May 6, 10 at 8:23pm
      • I definitely advise against coming on this website.

        Submitted by JimHalpert on May 11, 10 at 8:05am
    • How is this sexist?

      Submitted by Herschel on May 6, 10 at 4:10pm
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