Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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How were you invited?
Chicks have trouble getting over a good dickin down.
This is so ungodly retarded. The fact that this went up has caused my faith in humanity to die just a little bit more.
If you spell cum as come, then yes, your generation is not ready to get married and/or start breeding.
"Cum" is actually a variant spelling. In case you need help with this one, *you're* actually the one in the wrong.
I don't know why you put asterisks around 'you're', the individual you were replying to used the correct your. I always find it helps to say 'you are' in place of 'you're' to double check.
I think it was for *emphasis*.
i always thought that the actual semen was referred to as "cum" but the act of ejaculating was called "coming"... you know, like, "i'm coming!" as opposed to "i'm cumming!". when you sneeze you're not like, "i'm snotting!" but that's just me. plus who cares? shut up.
Snot isn't slang. \n"Cum", as a variant spelling, is. \nDon't be daft.
thanks for clearing that up............. again. you are so smart. using words like daft and variant. god, you're cool.
Could have simply pointed out that snot IS slang for sputum or mucus, called him a dumb ass, and left it at that.
...and also a proper word in its own right.
Hey may 6. @ 10:30, it's the proper way to spell it you dumb motherfucker.
It's Missouri. He's probably relates to the bride
nah man. you have to go to arkansas for that
maybe a nuclear holocaust wouldn't be such a bad thing....
This Alen guy is getting on my nerves we get it there is another site twss !!!!! Ugh
First off it's the brides fault, and that is why it's hilarious! Maybe she should have thought about that prior to her wedding day! Secondly, stop commenting on people's spelling, text from last night sometimes revises your submission it's not the persons fault.
um, no. tfln is not going to waste their time to "revise" a text by spelling something wrong. you're retarded.
It's fair if you apply the same standard to guys getting called out on similar things at their weddings. Otherwise it is sexist.
Wasn't this posted sometime last year?..
And exactly how far did her foot go up your ASS afterwards?... ANKLE DEEP I ASSUME
This is a fucking text website. Who give a fucking shit about the spelling
"And that's how Joey got murdered by a wedding."
alix4d when the fuck did missouri become arkansas or mississippi you cunt
1821 by most accounts. It'll be all right, I hear the Oak Ridge Boys are playing in Branson again.
You won't do it.
I'm just hoping this isn't my sister's upcoming wedding...
Ahaha most entertaining wedding I've been to in awhile!
I'd disagree 11:16 if you were to look it up you wouldn't find it. It's not the proper way. Just lazy lingo like the textinf shit.
Lol 11.16! U dun gone n fukt up! It's "your" you ass-bandit. Now go to bed.
Wow... Hope this isn't who I think it is. I'm going to their wedding in STL next weekend...
What the hell is wrong with these people
I've been considering doing this...
I just lawled.
Shut the fuck up alix4d this ain't Kentucky.
It's ungod...ily... I got nothing sorry
It's way better to do that at an anniversary party. Extra points if you're referring to that year;)
Iongone sorry if I offended you. I wish you luck with your marraige in missouri
Hobogal: I am from Arkansas and I would just like to say that I hate the stereotype that we Arkansans marry our kin. I actually do know a guy who married into his own family. He lives in Missouri. And yes we have some crazies that live around here but every state does.
this site is so sexist i always leave feeling sick to my stomach.
and yes i know i should just not come onto the site, I like the funny ones though it's lame to have to just boycott a whole site I feel like I shouldn't have to.
how is this sexist? she obviously asked him to come on her chest. she wanted it.
I definitely advise against coming on this website.
How is this sexist?