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  • Submitted by LynnZee on May 6, 10 at 10:35am

    How were you invited?

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      Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 7, 10 at 11:17pm

      Chicks have trouble getting over a good dickin down.

  • Submitted by caustichercules on May 6, 10 at 10:30am

    If you spell cum as come, then yes, your generation is not ready to get married and/or start breeding.

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      Submitted by enzo on May 6, 10 at 11:16am

      "Cum" is actually a variant spelling. In case you need help with this one, *you're* actually the one in the wrong.

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        Submitted by Francesca77 on May 6, 10 at 2:38pm

        I don't know why you put asterisks around 'you're', the individual you were replying to used the correct your. I always find it helps to say 'you are' in place of 'you're' to double check.

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          Submitted by Herschel on May 6, 10 at 4:08pm

          I think it was for *emphasis*.

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      Submitted by yeaaaah on May 6, 10 at 11:23am

      i always thought that the actual semen was referred to as "cum" but the act of ejaculating was called "coming"... you know, like, "i'm coming!" as opposed to "i'm cumming!". when you sneeze you're not like, "i'm snotting!" but that's just me. plus who cares? shut up.

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        Submitted by enzo on May 6, 10 at 12:59pm

        Snot isn't slang. \n"Cum", as a variant spelling, is. \nDon't be daft.

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          Submitted by yeaaaah on May 6, 10 at 7:55pm

          thanks for clearing that up............. again. you are so smart. using words like daft and variant. god, you're cool.

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            Submitted by drunken_coyote on May 6, 10 at 10:58pm

            Could have simply pointed out that snot IS slang for sputum or mucus, called him a dumb ass, and left it at that.

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              Submitted by enzo on May 7, 10 at 2:41am

              ...and also a proper word in its own right.

  • Submitted by regalbeagle on May 6, 10 at 10:49am

    This is so ungodly retarded. The fact that this went up has caused my faith in humanity to die just a little bit more.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 11:12am

    Hey may 6. @ 10:30, it's the proper way to spell it you dumb motherfucker.

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    Submitted by melanie84 on May 6, 10 at 11:05am

    This Alen guy is getting on my nerves we get it there is another site twss !!!!! Ugh

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    Submitted by alix4d on May 6, 10 at 10:39am

    It's Missouri. He's probably relates to the bride

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      Submitted by hobogal on May 7, 10 at 6:13pm

      nah man. you have to go to arkansas for that

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    Submitted by sequioa on May 6, 10 at 5:26pm

    maybe a nuclear holocaust wouldn't be such a bad thing....

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    Submitted by IneptAdept on May 6, 10 at 4:52pm

    "And that's how Joey got murdered by a wedding."

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    Submitted by bigmike1016 on May 7, 10 at 10:11am

    And exactly how far did her foot go up your ASS afterwards?... ANKLE DEEP I ASSUME

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    Submitted by pike1346 on May 6, 10 at 11:13am

    You won't do it.

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    Submitted by pichu180 on May 6, 10 at 1:20pm

    Wasn't this posted sometime last year?..

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    Submitted by LuLu7 on May 6, 10 at 11:43am

    First off it's the brides fault, and that is why it's hilarious! Maybe she should have thought about that prior to her wedding day! Secondly, stop commenting on people's spelling, text from last night sometimes revises your submission it's not the persons fault.

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      Submitted by nylon on May 6, 10 at 2:05pm

      um, no. tfln is not going to waste their time to "revise" a text by spelling something wrong. you're retarded.

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      Submitted by JimHalpert on May 11, 10 at 8:06am

      It's fair if you apply the same standard to guys getting called out on similar things at their weddings. Otherwise it is sexist.

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    Submitted by TheLast on May 6, 10 at 4:12pm

    alix4d when the fuck did missouri become arkansas or mississippi you cunt

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      Submitted by Vash on May 6, 10 at 5:43pm

      1821 by most accounts. It'll be all right, I hear the Oak Ridge Boys are playing in Branson again.

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    Submitted by rubberchicken on May 8, 10 at 12:10pm

    This is a fucking text website. Who give a fucking shit about the spelling

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    Submitted by twixypoo on May 7, 10 at 12:24am

    Ahaha most entertaining wedding I've been to in awhile!

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    Submitted by lynzlulu013 on Oct 5, 10 at 3:19am

    Hobogal: I am from Arkansas and I would just like to say that I hate the stereotype that we Arkansans marry our kin. I actually do know a guy who married into his own family. He lives in Missouri. And yes we have some crazies that live around here but every state does.

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    Submitted by effyewseekay on May 6, 10 at 4:05pm

    I just lawled.

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    Submitted by MissBeaHaven on May 6, 10 at 1:08pm

    Wow... Hope this isn't who I think it is. I'm going to their wedding in STL next weekend...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 4:51pm

    Lol 11.16! U dun gone n fukt up! It's "your" you ass-bandit. Now go to bed.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 12:49pm

    I'd disagree 11:16 if you were to look it up you wouldn't find it. It's not the proper way. Just lazy lingo like the textinf shit.

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    Submitted by longone on May 6, 10 at 12:11pm

    Shut the fuck up alix4d this ain't Kentucky.

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    Submitted by Epimetheus on May 6, 10 at 10:06pm

    What the hell is wrong with these people

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    Submitted by Vardar on Dec 30, 11 at 5:07am

    I've been considering doing this...

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    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 7, 10 at 11:24am

    It's way better to do that at an anniversary party. Extra points if you're referring to that year;)

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    Submitted by JimHalpert on May 11, 10 at 8:02am

    I'm just hoping this isn't my sister's upcoming wedding...

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    Submitted by alix4d on May 6, 10 at 11:12pm

    Iongone sorry if I offended you. I wish you luck with your marraige in missouri

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    Submitted by velociraptor on May 6, 10 at 1:03pm

    this site is so sexist i always leave feeling sick to my stomach.

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      Submitted by velociraptor on May 6, 10 at 1:05pm

      and yes i know i should just not come onto the site, I like the funny ones though it's lame to have to just boycott a whole site I feel like I shouldn't have to.

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        Submitted by yeaaaah on May 6, 10 at 8:23pm

        how is this sexist? she obviously asked him to come on her chest. she wanted it.

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        Submitted by JimHalpert on May 11, 10 at 8:05am

        I definitely advise against coming on this website.

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      Submitted by Herschel on May 6, 10 at 4:10pm

      How is this sexist?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 11:47am

    It's ungod...ily... I got nothing sorry

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    Submitted by junie519 on May 6, 10 at 10:05pm

    Funny funny