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  • Submitted by sneakyjak on Apr 21, 11 at 3:47pm

    I have hope that one day I will find someone perverted enough.

  • Submitted by viAutumn on Apr 21, 11 at 2:31pm

    I have seriously said that before.

  • Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Apr 21, 11 at 5:53pm

    And that's how I got fired from the Clergy.

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    Submitted by muellc63 on Apr 21, 11 at 2:36pm

    This sounds like my life story

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    Submitted by itsabadger on Apr 21, 11 at 3:22pm

    Try me!

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    Submitted by BOOM7 on Apr 21, 11 at 2:40pm

    Totally got this text once...

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    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Apr 22, 11 at 12:17am

    Are you challenging me?

  • 73 61
    Submitted by lilianthelion on Apr 21, 11 at 7:19pm

    yayyy high standards!

  • 77 70
    Submitted by RedxRobin on Apr 22, 11 at 10:40pm

    Call me. I think we could make it work.

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    Submitted by laliria on Apr 23, 11 at 12:37am

    I'm a chick, and I've said that before.

  • 79 80
    Submitted by powerstrokeguy on Apr 21, 11 at 10:55pm

    But I am

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    Submitted by snikki22 on Apr 21, 11 at 3:52pm

    haha that's my girl!

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    Submitted by CockyMuthaFucka on Apr 21, 11 at 10:29pm

    I'm moving to Mississippi.

  • 79 93
    Submitted by haliganbar on Apr 22, 11 at 7:07am

    Sorry dude, she's just not in to changing your dirty diaper and doing you with a strap on.

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    Submitted by Phys on Apr 21, 11 at 5:09pm

    That sounds like a challenge, I'm game!!

  • 65 69
    Submitted by SALIA on Apr 22, 11 at 6:30am

    Don't worry, OP still has two "goddesses" at home. Winning!

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 21, 11 at 7:29pm

    I would be surprised if a chick sent this.

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    Submitted by projectcurtis on Apr 22, 11 at 1:56am

    sneakyjak, you and me both brother...

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    Submitted by comanderemo on Apr 21, 11 at 2:30pm

    Aha fail