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  • 91 31
    Submitted by sneakyjak on Apr 21, 11 at 3:47pm
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    I have hope that one day I will find someone perverted enough.

  • 99 54
    Submitted by viAutumn on Apr 21, 11 at 2:31pm
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    I have seriously said that before.

  • 78 67
    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Apr 21, 11 at 5:53pm
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    And that's how I got fired from the Clergy.

  • 62 51
    Submitted by itsabadger on Apr 21, 11 at 3:22pm
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    Try me!

  • 54 45
    Submitted by muellc63 on Apr 21, 11 at 2:36pm
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    This sounds like my life story

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Phys on Apr 21, 11 at 5:09pm
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    That sounds like a challenge, I'm game!!

  • 51 48
    Submitted by snikki22 on Apr 21, 11 at 3:52pm
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    haha that's my girl!

  • 42 38
    Submitted by BOOM7 on Apr 21, 11 at 2:40pm
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    Totally got this text once...

  • 46 51
    Submitted by SALIA on Apr 22, 11 at 6:30am
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    Don't worry, OP still has two "goddesses" at home. Winning!

  • 40 42
    Submitted by laliria on Apr 23, 11 at 12:37am
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    I'm a chick, and I've said that before.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by CockyMuthaFucka on Apr 21, 11 at 10:29pm
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    I'm moving to Mississippi.

  • 40 44
    Submitted by lilianthelion on Apr 21, 11 at 7:19pm
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    yayyy high standards!

  • 41 48
    Submitted by RedxRobin on Apr 22, 11 at 10:40pm
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    Call me. I think we could make it work.

  • 36 40
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Apr 22, 11 at 12:17am
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    Are you challenging me?

  • 40 54
    Submitted by projectcurtis on Apr 22, 11 at 1:56am
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    sneakyjak, you and me both brother...

  • 37 56
    Submitted by haliganbar on Apr 22, 11 at 7:07am
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    Sorry dude, she's just not in to changing your dirty diaper and doing you with a strap on.

  • 33 48
    Submitted by comanderemo on Apr 21, 11 at 2:30pm
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    Aha fail

  • 37 57
    Submitted by powerstrokeguy on Apr 21, 11 at 10:55pm
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    But I am

  • 34 71
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 21, 11 at 7:29pm
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    I would be surprised if a chick sent this.