Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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I'm not often the guy who says this, but I call fake on this one.
Stop,drop, and hurl
I agree, fake. And stupid. So over the text about vomit!
Only alcohol over a certain proof is flammable
Fake and unfunny.
I can see the headlines now..."man vomits to put out fire!"
Cockblocked the first fags.
isn't there usually a sink in kitchens? i guess not everywhere haha
Days sum crazy shit
Wouldn't puking on it make a fire worse? Alcohol is flamable.
Built-in fire extinguisher
Fake...you would burn your face...
If this was real, it'd be funny.
Well, that's nice that you did their work for them. Hell, that'd be nice if you did it for me...make my job easier...
Or you could've used baking soda...whichever works for you.
Fake. And not funny. Tfln must have 12 year olds as moderators
Fake.... Quit posting your bullshit
This is one of the most awesome things I've ever read. Only time puking is good.