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  • Submitted by Kensaru on Jan 7, 11 at 12:05pm

    Look on the bright side, I have an 11 inch penis.

    • Submitted by ChipDouglas on Jan 7, 11 at 12:43pm

      This has all thumbs down but its the only comment on this page that made me laugh. Good job. Let the haters hate.

  • Submitted by Dogsmuggler on Jan 7, 11 at 2:13pm


  • Submitted by Taipan on Jan 7, 11 at 12:07pm

    Were you the result of one of her wild nights out using that ID?

  • Submitted by SserPrun95 on Jan 7, 11 at 1:46pm

    I think it shows she cares b/c she named you after something very important to her

  • Submitted by parisiscoolest on Jan 7, 11 at 12:20pm

    My fake ID name is the one my parents were gonna name me haha

  • Submitted by the88thpianoman on Jan 7, 11 at 11:35am

    Sounds like mom is pretty cool and now you have more things in common to talk about. Good night.

  • Submitted by teezmepleez85 on Jan 14, 11 at 7:29pm

    At least u didn't get named after your moms gf she was dating at the time of your conception! The ID name is so much cuter...

  • Submitted by xoNYbaby on Jan 8, 11 at 4:57am

    Kensaru: I laughed

  • Submitted by juliefool on Jan 8, 11 at 8:52am

    Fuck that's gold

  • Submitted by thechick99 on Jan 7, 11 at 11:28am


  • Submitted by Jessabelle4C on Jan 9, 11 at 11:46am

    That's love right there

  • Submitted by leesah_k on Jan 7, 11 at 7:47pm


  • Submitted by gabeg14 on Jan 31, 11 at 12:49am

    I know what to name MY kid after now.. thanks

  • Submitted by 843chickeeee on Jan 7, 11 at 4:11pm

    hahaha. I'm named after my moms college roommate who went crazy shortly after i was born.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 7, 11 at 11:55pm

    I think the worst was some named his kid after his Dungeons

  • Submitted by niceman on Jan 13, 11 at 3:28pm

    Nice, you're the product of that cunt being drilled by a bouncer. Yeah, that's some shit.

  • Submitted by andthelion on Jan 8, 11 at 2:08am

    sounds like you were a drunken mistake.

  • Submitted by HeroStatus_LTD on Jan 30, 11 at 6:52pm's on serious Hero Status at this Address

  • Submitted by QueenJames7 on Feb 3, 11 at 11:32pm

    Solid :)

  • Submitted by Le_Bag on Jan 30, 11 at 6:40pm

    so now she can remember the good old days before she had you, just by saying your name

  • Submitted by youaresodumb on Jan 7, 11 at 11:56am

    I call bullshit