I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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Look on the bright side, I have an 11 inch penis.
This has all thumbs down but its the only comment on this page that made me laugh. Good job. Let the haters hate.
Were you the result of one of her wild nights out using that ID?
I think it shows she cares b/c she named you after something very important to her
My fake ID name is the one my parents were gonna name me haha
Sounds like mom is pretty cool and now you have more things in common to talk about. Good night.
At least u didn't get named after your moms gf she was dating at the time of your conception! The ID name is so much cuter...
Kensaru: I laughed
Fuck that's gold
I know what to name MY kid after now.. thanks
That's love right there
Nice, you're the product of that cunt being drilled by a bouncer. Yeah, that's some shit.
sounds like you were a drunken mistake.
hahaha. I'm named after my moms college roommate who went crazy shortly after i was born.
such shady business lol
I think the worst was some named his kid after his Dungeons
...mom's on serious Hero Status at this Address
so now she can remember the good old days before she had you, just by saying your name
I call bullshit