Last Night in Indiana (260)

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  Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?

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  What happened to your back?

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  Rug burn. My ass is even worse.

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  You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?

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  It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...

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  HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER

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  At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.

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  I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis

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  After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis

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  let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"

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  I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach

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  Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair

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  How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.

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  Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…

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  As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.

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  To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point

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  Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.

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