she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
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Nice guys finish last.
lmfao! hahahahahaha good shit
this isn't funny... at all. both the guy and girl in this situation sound like they have severe emotional problems:1.) she's in love with the idiot and 2.) he needs reassurance that he's desireable.
haha one of the many reasons i love connecticut <3
This would be a text from CT hahaha
You know shes just saying that to get you to hang out with her, right?? Of course she wants to be your gf...or she wouldnt be bugging you..its not hard for a girl to find someone to have sex with
haha greenwich, ct...home of the snobby, rich and horny.
....no. I just have always wanted to fufill my geek fantasy and be first at something. Extra points considering it's my area code but god damn this is a lame text.
Damn. No one keeps it classy like CT. <3
My kind of guy haha
Haha I love ct. And 203 is Madison I believe, the best town ever!!!!
They're both fucking idiots. Match made in heaven.
i love CT. DO WORK BITCHHHESSSS
yeah, she's totally lying....
Been there, yes, best sex ever... Crazy woman now says if I ever get married she is gong to turn up and spoil it... Do not underestimate how a crazy ho can really damage your life. Would I do it again- no - I run from chics like this- but still, best sex ever... That's the Catch22 with crazy chix...
203 is more than just one town bitties. it includes fairfield too
this is a great text.
classic!!! love it!!!!
hahaha me too
reppin the 860
Why can't I find this guy?
Crazy people are amazing at sex. That's why they always reel people in. I recently just started talking to this utterly crazy guy again who treated me like shit. But my god! was the sex amazing!
Wait, this is how girls in CT act? Damn, I took this whole being in CA rules thing the wrong way. I'm moving to CT, woohoo.
the fact that 1242 writes "chix" leads me to believe he's never had his penis touched by another person
haha both CT numbers!! probs know these people lol
Represent Milford, Connecticut. I love this place.
ya fuck fml people. that site sux. And that crazy bitch just wants some dick nothing hot about that.
Yeah right crazy girls no thank yoi
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I hope I know you because this is my area code and that would be great
whattttt, i'm milford too. i <333 CT
hahahaha cmon the chick just wants to get laid, it's understandable :p
but if it's just for sex... it can be fun
mo money mo problems
new milford,ct -great place to be
i want to have sex with this girl, and with 12:34
Hah. Good luck getting out of that unscathed.
yea totally a CT girl and I'm pretty crazy for sex too it's just in out blood I guess ;)
love it. i could be her,
and i'm from ct too
men are assholes, never trust them.
I've been that girl...
and what's even worse is that this is my area code.
messed up bi-polar girls.
^^ why are the FML people now moving to TFLN and ruining it??
HA! i knew it was a connecticut thing! move outa state and people just don't understand a girl anymore~
but only fairfield county is rich, the rest of ct is just bored either getting high or at the dive bar
REILLY O WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON HERE
11:15 here; wow.
there is new light in my world, thank you, 11:18.
Fuck Bitches Get Money M.O.B.
I think it's a little rediculous how so many people get on here and critique every aspect of the text. It's like, REALLY??! It IS funny. TFLN put it up 'cause they though WE would like it. So stfu and get over how the bitch is bi-polar and the guy is an idiot and blah blah blah. DAMN!
i'll never understand why dudes always go for the crazies.
hahahah gotta love connecticut. so good.
agree once you have crazy sex you cant go back
dude. high-five uptop!
haha wow this is horrible. i just got used for sex... its not a joke
exactly how i feel half the time...
Why did this not work with my ex?
Assholes Finish First