You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by burnquist764 on May 9, 10 at 9:17am

    Whoah! Look out everyone! This guy should have his collar popped, he's fucking a stud! Seriously, get over yourself. I don't see how this makes you so cool

  • Submitted by aaaaaa on May 9, 10 at 10:24am

    "Yo" and "I'm the man"?? Is this tfln 90's edition?

  • Submitted by maskedman on May 9, 10 at 10:18am

    I agree with the rest of the comments. This guy is such a douche, the bj was probably over by the time he hit "send"

    • 95 90
      Submitted by Iunnos on May 9, 10 at 6:23pm

      And by bj he meant his dog was licking his dick.

  • Submitted by dramadork on May 9, 10 at 11:41am

    Why? Why ruin a good BJ with a cell phone? This may be why this doesn't happen tonyou more often.

  • Submitted by bienlunee on May 9, 10 at 9:55am

    Stupid loser pobably never got one before.

  • Submitted by blah_blah_blah on May 9, 10 at 10:59am

    You were the man, until I read the second sentence. Now you're a douche-cunt.

  • Submitted by jbambam on May 9, 10 at 12:04pm

    If I were your mom I'd make you move out of my basement, then I'd change my cell number- after that I'd most likely talk to your dad about how pissed I was that I talked him out of aborting you

  • Submitted by YoungDk on May 9, 10 at 10:21am

    I bet he's just wacking his meat

  • Submitted by zomidy on May 9, 10 at 1:53pm

    What are you, 13?

  • Submitted by McBoogerballs on May 10, 10 at 2:56am

    My vote was number 1337

  • Submitted by boysloveus on May 9, 10 at 9:27pm

    Yo I'm posting this comment to say that this text is fucking Rad. Because apparently people still say "yo" and "I'm the man"

  • Submitted by Carma1369 on May 9, 10 at 10:29am

    Omg your so rad, yo. Get a life.

  • Submitted by jonathan171 on May 9, 10 at 11:29pm

    Now she thinks you think about your mom when she blows you.

  • Submitted by gdaddymack on May 9, 10 at 9:28am

    Your sooooo awesome!!!!!

  • 88 67
    Submitted by SmokyMcPot on May 9, 10 at 7:07pm

    actually, this sounds like a kid I know, Sean. probably was him

  • 97 93
    Submitted by shhhhhyourdrunk on May 9, 10 at 5:52pm

    I can dig it

  • Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on May 9, 10 at 2:28pm

    FUCK i thought this was my text at first. I sent one in with the exact same opening sentence...except I was texting my friend....not saying i'm texting my mom in the hospital. Would've been lucky #7 =(.

  • Submitted by ryno24 on May 9, 10 at 9:57am

    Meh, I got a BJ during a NASCAR race while Jeff Gordon was in the lead. Redneck heaven

  • 89 84
    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 9, 10 at 1:33pm

    Should have taken a photo and posted it at the same te.

  • 95 96
    Submitted by giampa on May 9, 10 at 11:07am

    Good old 610

  • Submitted by madhatt99 on May 9, 10 at 9:19am

    I think it's awesome to share you blow job conquest with you buds... bitch should mind her own businesss

  • Submitted by fairgax76 on May 10, 10 at 10:39pm


  • 93 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 11:19am

    Fuck offfffff people. If this is the worst ur country spits up ur doing ok.

  • 78 70
    Submitted by Doc_Holiday on May 18, 10 at 7:04pm

    Honestly you might have been the man if you didn't have to explain yourself. Lied about it on top of everything. If anything I say sad sad man.

  • 90 95
    Submitted by knuckles on May 9, 10 at 9:32pm

    9:17. Is right Wow u got ur first bj at 27 get over it i dont post everytime i fuck ur sister why couse no one cares

  • 91 97
    Submitted by josssyyy23 on May 9, 10 at 4:46pm

    ahahhahaa <3

  • 87 97
    Submitted by shakeitmackten on May 9, 10 at 9:13pm

    Last time I got a bj I texted my mom in the hospital... Well it was a video confrence and my priest was there too.

  • 82 88
    Submitted by ssaarrahh on May 9, 10 at 11:58am

    people chilllll.

  • 86 99
    Submitted by BarretRedXIII on May 9, 10 at 11:23pm

    I remember when I was getting a bj, i grabbed my cell to see what time it was. Although i forgot it 5 minutes later.

  • Submitted by fd1 on May 9, 10 at 3:46pm

    Lol, whenever ppl text me and I say I'm busy I'll text later bc I'm getting a bj they nvr believe me. As if getting a blowjob and texting is impossible

  • 62 58
    Submitted by kgirl1992 on May 28, 12 at 4:16pm

    Fuck you, if she's that bad with her mouth try another hole. Most girls hate giving bjs and only do because guys beg if you aren't enjoying yourself do something else

  • 73 88
    Submitted by tlally69 on Jun 8, 10 at 3:13pm

    lame, get a bj from your gf while playing cod, in a party chat with all your boys while you talk about the train you ran on some chicks 2 months before you and your girlfriend got together thats hard

  • 74 93
    Submitted by hubertchosenburg on May 10, 10 at 1:24am

    I sure hope that you enjoyed that blow job because it's probably the only one you'll ever get

  • 59 64
    Submitted by devil_pup on Oct 18, 11 at 1:41am

    Yo, at this level of jackass, you must be in a frat, yo.

  • Submitted by sonoviva on May 10, 10 at 5:39am

    What a douche. But then again it is a text from the main line.