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  • Whoah! Look out everyone! This guy should have his collar popped, he's fucking a stud! Seriously, get over yourself. I don't see how this makes you so cool

    Submitted by burnquist764 on May 9, 10 at 9:17am
  • "Yo" and "I'm the man"?? Is this tfln 90's edition?

    Submitted by aaaaaa on May 9, 10 at 10:24am
  • I agree with the rest of the comments. This guy is such a douche, the bj was probably over by the time he hit "send"

    Submitted by maskedman on May 9, 10 at 10:18am
    • And by bj he meant his dog was licking his dick.

      Submitted by Iunnos on May 9, 10 at 6:23pm
  • Why? Why ruin a good BJ with a cell phone? This may be why this doesn't happen tonyou more often.

    Submitted by dramadork on May 9, 10 at 11:41am
  • You were the man, until I read the second sentence. Now you're a douche-cunt.

    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on May 9, 10 at 10:59am
  • If I were your mom I'd make you move out of my basement, then I'd change my cell number- after that I'd most likely talk to your dad about how pissed I was that I talked him out of aborting you

    Submitted by jbambam on May 9, 10 at 12:04pm
  • Stupid loser pobably never got one before.

    Submitted by bienlunee on May 9, 10 at 9:55am
  • I bet he's just wacking his meat

    Submitted by YoungDk on May 9, 10 at 10:21am
  • What are you, 13?

    Submitted by zomidy on May 9, 10 at 1:53pm
  • My vote was number 1337

    Submitted by McBoogerballs on May 10, 10 at 2:56am
  • Omg your so rad, yo. Get a life.

    Submitted by Carma1369 on May 9, 10 at 10:29am
  • Yo I'm posting this comment to say that this text is fucking Rad. Because apparently people still say "yo" and "I'm the man"

    Submitted by boysloveus on May 9, 10 at 9:27pm
  • Now she thinks you think about your mom when she blows you.

    Submitted by jonathan171 on May 9, 10 at 11:29pm
  • actually, this sounds like a kid I know, Sean. probably was him

    Submitted by SmokyMcPot on May 9, 10 at 7:07pm
  • Your sooooo awesome!!!!!

    Submitted by gdaddymack on May 9, 10 at 9:28am
  • Meh, I got a BJ during a NASCAR race while Jeff Gordon was in the lead. Redneck heaven

    Submitted by ryno24 on May 9, 10 at 9:57am
  • FUCK i thought this was my text at first. I sent one in with the exact same opening sentence...except I was texting my friend....not saying i'm texting my mom in the hospital. Would've been lucky #7 =(.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on May 9, 10 at 2:28pm
  • Should have taken a photo and posted it at the same te.

    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 9, 10 at 1:33pm
  • I can dig it

    Submitted by shhhhhyourdrunk on May 9, 10 at 5:52pm
  • I think it's awesome to share you blow job conquest with you buds... bitch should mind her own businesss

    Submitted by madhatt99 on May 9, 10 at 9:19am
  • Good old 610

    Submitted by giampa on May 9, 10 at 11:07am
  • Douche

    Submitted by fairgax76 on May 10, 10 at 10:39pm
  • 9:17. Is right Wow u got ur first bj at 27 get over it i dont post everytime i fuck ur sister why couse no one cares

    Submitted by knuckles on May 9, 10 at 9:32pm
  • Fuck offfffff people. If this is the worst ur country spits up ur doing ok.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 11:19am
  • people chilllll.

    Submitted by ssaarrahh on May 9, 10 at 11:58am
  • ahahhahaa <3

    Submitted by josssyyy23 on May 9, 10 at 4:46pm
  • I remember when I was getting a bj, i grabbed my cell to see what time it was. Although i forgot it 5 minutes later.

    Submitted by BarretRedXIII on May 9, 10 at 11:23pm
  • Honestly you might have been the man if you didn't have to explain yourself. Lied about it on top of everything. If anything I say sad sad man.

    Submitted by Doc_Holiday on May 18, 10 at 7:04pm
  • Lol, whenever ppl text me and I say I'm busy I'll text later bc I'm getting a bj they nvr believe me. As if getting a blowjob and texting is impossible

    Submitted by fd1 on May 9, 10 at 3:46pm
  • Last time I got a bj I texted my mom in the hospital... Well it was a video confrence and my priest was there too.

    Submitted by shakeitmackten on May 9, 10 at 9:13pm
  • Fuck you, if she's that bad with her mouth try another hole. Most girls hate giving bjs and only do because guys beg if you aren't enjoying yourself do something else

    Submitted by kgirl1992 on May 28, 12 at 4:16pm
  • Yo, at this level of jackass, you must be in a frat, yo.

    Submitted by devil_pup on Oct 18, 11 at 1:41am
  • lame, get a bj from your gf while playing cod, in a party chat with all your boys while you talk about the train you ran on some chicks 2 months before you and your girlfriend got together thats hard

    Submitted by tlally69 on Jun 8, 10 at 3:13pm
  • What a douche. But then again it is a text from the main line.

    Submitted by sonoviva on May 10, 10 at 5:39am
  • I sure hope that you enjoyed that blow job because it's probably the only one you'll ever get

    Submitted by hubertchosenburg on May 10, 10 at 1:24am