Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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Whoah! Look out everyone! This guy should have his collar popped, he's fucking a stud! Seriously, get over yourself. I don't see how this makes you so cool
"Yo" and "I'm the man"?? Is this tfln 90's edition?
I agree with the rest of the comments. This guy is such a douche, the bj was probably over by the time he hit "send"
And by bj he meant his dog was licking his dick.
Why? Why ruin a good BJ with a cell phone? This may be why this doesn't happen tonyou more often.
You were the man, until I read the second sentence. Now you're a douche-cunt.
If I were your mom I'd make you move out of my basement, then I'd change my cell number- after that I'd most likely talk to your dad about how pissed I was that I talked him out of aborting you
Stupid loser pobably never got one before.
I bet he's just wacking his meat
What are you, 13?
My vote was number 1337
Omg your so rad, yo. Get a life.
Yo I'm posting this comment to say that this text is fucking Rad. Because apparently people still say "yo" and "I'm the man"
Now she thinks you think about your mom when she blows you.
actually, this sounds like a kid I know, Sean. probably was him
Your sooooo awesome!!!!!
Meh, I got a BJ during a NASCAR race while Jeff Gordon was in the lead. Redneck heaven
FUCK i thought this was my text at first. I sent one in with the exact same opening sentence...except I was texting my friend....not saying i'm texting my mom in the hospital. Would've been lucky #7 =(.
I can dig it
Should have taken a photo and posted it at the same te.
Good old 610
I think it's awesome to share you blow job conquest with you buds... bitch should mind her own businesss
9:17. Is right Wow u got ur first bj at 27 get over it i dont post everytime i fuck ur sister why couse no one cares
Fuck offfffff people. If this is the worst ur country spits up ur doing ok.
Honestly you might have been the man if you didn't have to explain yourself. Lied about it on top of everything. If anything I say sad sad man.
I remember when I was getting a bj, i grabbed my cell to see what time it was. Although i forgot it 5 minutes later.
Lol, whenever ppl text me and I say I'm busy I'll text later bc I'm getting a bj they nvr believe me. As if getting a blowjob and texting is impossible
Last time I got a bj I texted my mom in the hospital... Well it was a video confrence and my priest was there too.
Fuck you, if she's that bad with her mouth try another hole. Most girls hate giving bjs and only do because guys beg if you aren't enjoying yourself do something else
lame, get a bj from your gf while playing cod, in a party chat with all your boys while you talk about the train you ran on some chicks 2 months before you and your girlfriend got together thats hard
Yo, at this level of jackass, you must be in a frat, yo.
What a douche. But then again it is a text from the main line.
I sure hope that you enjoyed that blow job because it's probably the only one you'll ever get