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  • Submitted by butterdog on May 1, 11 at 12:59pm

    Should've swallowed silly.

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    Submitted by bensanders on May 1, 11 at 11:39am

    Actually, contacts aren't good for semen.

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    Submitted by ewufan on May 1, 11 at 1:01pm

    2-ball throat cream

  • Submitted by beanner on May 1, 11 at 12:11pm

    But it is good for ur gums

  • Submitted by sergieaux on May 1, 11 at 1:47pm

    you'd be surprised what one can do with semen

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    Submitted by vogiebear27 on May 1, 11 at 5:51pm

    Close your will all be over soon ;)

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    Submitted by bamajuice on Nov 16, 11 at 8:08pm

    I see dead spunk monkeys.

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    Submitted by SeishinKitsune on May 1, 11 at 9:00pm

    And this is the reason why the enlisted ranks of the Navy are a good euphemism for sex. They are all a bunch of seamen, ready to be deployed at a moments notice.

  • Submitted by Michguy on May 1, 11 at 4:10pm

    It is for the guy shooting the semen, so no problem for him.

  • Submitted by bballer168 on May 1, 11 at 10:24am

    that's what YOU think