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  • that's right...make him a bad boy for the night

    Submitted by masta1080 on Jul 18, 10 at 7:05pm
  • Why can't my gal friends be like this?

    Submitted by Pepboy on Jul 18, 10 at 7:20pm
  • I'm a good boy too!

    Submitted by TheDudeJoe on Jul 18, 10 at 7:06pm
  • I feel like this should be taught to all women across the globe

    Submitted by TiTaNs2010 on Jul 18, 10 at 8:09pm
  • Hey, god speed. And dont forget the balls...

    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jul 18, 10 at 8:16pm
  • These Pretzels are making me want to punch firsty in the face!

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 18, 10 at 11:32pm
  • All good boys do :)

    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Jul 18, 10 at 10:12pm
  • Where are all the girls like this? For some reason, all the girls where I live think blowjobs are a "gross activity". WTF

    Submitted by mycoolname on Jul 19, 10 at 2:43am
    • A) Make sure your dick is CLEAN. Men complain about nasty pussy, I complain about nasty cock.\n\nB) Some girls are just that... girls. They never grow up into woman status. I love giving BJs because its a fun way to pleasure someone I care about. Simple as that.

      Submitted by satellite_heart on Jul 19, 10 at 2:36pm
  • This text should be added to the bill of rights

    Submitted by yungyacht on Jul 19, 10 at 12:31am
  • All you firsty pretzel people...do you have a job? Or a girlfriend? These jokes have never been funny and neither were the soviet Russia ones. You should be lined up and force-fed wasabi up your nose until you die.1

    Submitted by thebrettinator33 on Jul 18, 10 at 10:08pm
  • Natty why don't you get over yourself? When firsty says stop I stop. Don't read the comments if you don't like it.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 11:56pm
  • I'm barely twelve but I think firsty is funny because he makes people comment about him being so redundant.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 7:26am
  • AMEN...wish more people thought this way haha

    Submitted by GrrrAnimal on Aug 5, 10 at 7:30pm
  • I'm alone in wolfpack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 9:26pm
  • Fido was a very good boy today. He didn't do his business inside the house once. But you don't see me rushing to reward him with some inter-species fellatio, do you?

    Submitted by mayorbee on Jul 18, 10 at 7:38pm
    • Yah your argument makes no sense... Good dudes deserve to be rewarded

      Submitted by yankz1313 on Jul 18, 10 at 11:23pm
  • Most women would agree with this FYI we actually enjoy givin bjs

    Submitted by britney09 on Jul 19, 10 at 3:41am
  • Sigh. All the great comments are gone now. Grown over and forever denied the sun by the weeds that are the firstys. Tfln is doomed to mediocrity for all eternity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 2:15am
  • It's a lot of anons here. More than one brettinator too?

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 1:05am
  • I like your principals

    Submitted by paperboy324 on Jul 18, 10 at 11:20pm
  • I think people just want Fristy to come out and play.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 1:01am
  • I would prefer to blow a bad boy myself. Nice guys finish last in my world - no pun intended.

    Submitted by whoreable on Jul 18, 10 at 11:57pm
  • or..... what Obama can do for Firsty !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 10:04pm
  • So many posts are about men wishing women were like this... I mean I am, I thought most women were too!

    Submitted by jayy4 on Jul 19, 10 at 3:30am
  • Natty you're twenty-four and you don't know how to make yourself plural? Yoursadness, you're forgotten.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 12:00am
  • I've enjoyed watching this firsty revolution expand. I hope to marry firsty one day:)

    Submitted by secondy on Jul 19, 10 at 12:47am
  • And then firsty come along and my wolf pack grew by one. And I was no longer alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 9:26pm
  • Lmfao @ comment bellow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 11:08pm
  • She sounds like such a nice girl....

    Submitted by fullmetalkitty on Jul 21, 10 at 2:27pm
  • IDK what firsty does in the real world? It's sure to be something brilliant.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 1:22am
  • @10:06. It's that a number 1 on the end of your hate speach. One as in 1st ?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 10:16pm
  • Tfln is not about Prez Obama. Here Firsty is Prez here. What can he do for you?

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 9:52pm
  • Vamps over Wolves any day. But firsty is always first choice.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 9:39pm
  • Brett, you should be force fed your small penis.

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 19, 10 at 1:33am
  • People ger over yourselfs and firsty. He was funny until you started to only talk about him. You people ruined it. I think firsty is a girl.

    Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 18, 10 at 11:51pm
  • Poor firsty he can't to get a job... Or a girlfriend

    Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 2:48pm
  • Talkin bout!

    Submitted by Filter on Jul 19, 10 at 9:02am
  • Yes, Barack Obama has indeed kept a good number of his campaign promises.

    Submitted by niceman on Jul 18, 10 at 9:48pm
  • thebrett33 such hatred is not tolerated in firstyland. You and others like you are therefor banned.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 10:23pm
  • My gf doesnt :(

    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 19, 10 at 4:31am
  • Tell me exactly how firsty is funny? I mean someone over twelve. ??

    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 19, 10 at 4:32am
  • Yes firsty who has the time to comment on every TFLN makes a huge contribution to the real world I'm sure

    Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 19, 10 at 8:17am
  • Thanks mom :D

    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 19, 10 at 12:58pm
  • I punched that pigeon in the face !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 11:33pm
  • Okay you guys worked me right out. In fact I'm not a man with a large Beijing scale penis. I am woman hear me roar.

    Submitted by thebrettinator33 on Jul 19, 10 at 12:57am
  • Once you leave and others like you anonymous number fifty tfln, will rise again!

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 2:19am
  • So, what does Firsty do for work ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 1:07am
  • And of he is ever a bad boy, I will take the blow job.

    Submitted by SgtInsurgent on Jul 19, 10 at 10:19am
  • And firsty, I'm also backing you here. You're hilarious.

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 19, 10 at 1:37am
  • Bretinator you mention wasabi and Beijing. That's why you bragged about the size of your penis. I get it now.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 10:45pm
  • That's no way to talk to your son

    Submitted by jewishgypsy on Jul 19, 10 at 11:36am
  • Atta boyy!!

    Submitted by lilsoccerstar34 on Jul 29, 10 at 5:11am
  • 1 name Mel Gibson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:46am
  • When all the firstys are here on tfln we should do a tribute to the man and the myth that is firsty? And a survey asking, do you remember what prompted you to join his/her cause? Lmao..

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 1:43am
  • It's thebrettinator and my penis is the size of Beijing

    Submitted by thebrettinator33 on Jul 18, 10 at 10:25pm
  • TheDudeJoe- hahahaa acctually made me lol(;

    Submitted by shortyy14 on Jul 18, 10 at 7:13pm
  • Thebrett funny lady? Firsty the revolution is on. If you say retreat, I'll retreat, but otherwise I'm here for you.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 1:04am
  • firsty's penis is the size of alaska

    Submitted by blahalb on Jul 18, 10 at 10:43pm
  • That Brett needs a good kick up the arse.

    Submitted by thebrettinator33 on Jul 19, 10 at 1:01am
  • So many skanks out thar

    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 18, 10 at 8:09pm
  • Firstyfollower I think the beer dingo is lost. I sent him to deliver a beer to bretinator but the bret gave bad directions. Shhh, I think he can't read?

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 11:49pm
  • I'm r9310 and my penis is the size of soviet Russia

    Submitted by r9310 on Jul 18, 10 at 11:44pm
  • anyone wanna explain what a firsty is?

    Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 19, 10 at 3:05pm
  • Way to go, Des Moines!!

    Submitted by Singingflame on Jul 19, 10 at 1:10am
  • Firsty is a girl. A hot one at that !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 12:49am
  • Bob.... Put the nife down, right next to K and slowly move away. Please grab a pretzel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 12:27am
  • It's Jason Statham, and I'm the Transporter, bitches!

    Submitted by Jason_Statham on Jul 18, 10 at 9:18pm
  • I absolutely love giving blow jobs!! It gives me a special way and provides a special connection with my man...but it is also an advantage If your amazing at it! ;)

    Submitted by littlebit11891 on Oct 20, 10 at 5:23am
  • More firsty haters.... They just havent had enough pretzels.. Mellow out, the beer dingo will be by soon...

    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 18, 10 at 11:30pm
  • Does anyone else find themselves staying hard for ages after the blowjobs? Gets pretty annoying, because it's not the quick and easy solution I want.

    Submitted by amonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 2:55am
  • This is Bob. Bob has a nife. I suggest you run from Bob.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 12:11am
  • Firsty is god!!!!!

    Submitted by f1rsty on Jul 18, 10 at 7:46pm
  • Firsty and all of his followers are like that "text from last night" no one wants to remeber.

    Submitted by Yourhappiness on Jul 18, 10 at 11:58pm
  • That's no boy, that's my wife!

    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 18, 10 at 11:34pm
  • Bob doesn't have a knife. You're missing the "k" so your nife is useless.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 12:20am
  • Firsty your my fucking Hero!! I'm gunna marry u someday :D Imma girl :)

    Submitted by eternity on Jul 19, 10 at 2:22am
  • -_- the the fuck can't I have friends like this?

    Submitted by r9310 on Jul 18, 10 at 11:40pm
  • Brett no one asked about the size of your penis. If you have to boast about it???

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 10:43pm
  • Or some nice warm pretzels. They are better than a bj. It's all in how you eat them.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 8:46pm
  • Firsty *

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 1:01am
  • i've been a good boy too!!!

    Submitted by 1NonlyFallGuy on Jun 26, 11 at 5:13am
  • what? are you gonna blow a 5 year old? a "good boy".. whipppcrack goes the leash.

    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 18, 10 at 7:39pm
  • The wolfpack apeach to firsty. LolololoL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 9:43pm