hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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that's right...make him a bad boy for the night
Why can't my gal friends be like this?
maybe because you use the word 'gal'.
I'm a good boy too!
I feel like this should be taught to all women across the globe
Hey, god speed. And dont forget the balls...
These Pretzels are making me want to punch firsty in the face!
All good boys do :)
Where are all the girls like this? For some reason, all the girls where I live think blowjobs are a "gross activity". WTF
A) Make sure your dick is CLEAN. Men complain about nasty pussy, I complain about nasty cock.\n\nB) Some girls are just that... girls. They never grow up into woman status. I love giving BJs because its a fun way to pleasure someone I care about. Simple as that.
This text should be added to the bill of rights
All you firsty pretzel people...do you have a job? Or a girlfriend? These jokes have never been funny and neither were the soviet Russia ones. You should be lined up and force-fed wasabi up your nose until you die.1
Firsty has a job /and/ a girlfriend :)
I'm barely twelve but I think firsty is funny because he makes people comment about him being so redundant.
Natty why don't you get over yourself? When firsty says stop I stop. Don't read the comments if you don't like it.
AMEN...wish more people thought this way haha
I'm alone in wolfpack
Fido was a very good boy today. He didn't do his business inside the house once. But you don't see me rushing to reward him with some inter-species fellatio, do you?
Yah your argument makes no sense... Good dudes deserve to be rewarded
Most women would agree with this FYI we actually enjoy givin bjs
It's a lot of anons here. More than one brettinator too?
Sigh. All the great comments are gone now. Grown over and forever denied the sun by the weeds that are the firstys. Tfln is doomed to mediocrity for all eternity
I think people just want Fristy to come out and play.
I like your principals
So many posts are about men wishing women were like this... I mean I am, I thought most women were too!
I would prefer to blow a bad boy myself. Nice guys finish last in my world - no pun intended.
or..... what Obama can do for Firsty !!!
Natty you're twenty-four and you don't know how to make yourself plural? Yoursadness, you're forgotten.
Lmfao @ comment bellow
I've enjoyed watching this firsty revolution expand. I hope to marry firsty one day:)
And then firsty come along and my wolf pack grew by one. And I was no longer alone.
IDK what firsty does in the real world? It's sure to be something brilliant.
She sounds like such a nice girl....
@10:06. It's that a number 1 on the end of your hate speach. One as in 1st ?!
Poor firsty he can't to get a job... Or a girlfriend
Brett, you should be force fed your small penis.
People ger over yourselfs and firsty. He was funny until you started to only talk about him. You people ruined it. I think firsty is a girl.
What makes you think Firsty is a girl? :P
Tfln is not about Prez Obama. Here Firsty is Prez here. What can he do for you?
Yes, Barack Obama has indeed kept a good number of his campaign promises.
Vamps over Wolves any day. But firsty is always first choice.
My gf doesnt :(
Tell me exactly how firsty is funny? I mean someone over twelve. ??
I punched that pigeon in the face !
thebrett33 such hatred is not tolerated in firstyland. You and others like you are therefor banned.
Yes firsty who has the time to comment on every TFLN makes a huge contribution to the real world I'm sure
Okay you guys worked me right out. In fact I'm not a man with a large Beijing scale penis. I am woman hear me roar.
Thanks mom :D
Once you leave and others like you anonymous number fifty tfln, will rise again!
So, what does Firsty do for work ?
Bretinator you mention wasabi and Beijing. That's why you bragged about the size of your penis. I get it now.
And of he is ever a bad boy, I will take the blow job.
And firsty, I'm also backing you here. You're hilarious.
That's no way to talk to your son
1 name Mel Gibson
When all the firstys are here on tfln we should do a tribute to the man and the myth that is firsty? And a survey asking, do you remember what prompted you to join his/her cause? Lmao..
It's thebrettinator and my penis is the size of Beijing
Thebrett funny lady? Firsty the revolution is on. If you say retreat, I'll retreat, but otherwise I'm here for you.
TheDudeJoe- hahahaa acctually made me lol(;
firsty's penis is the size of alaska
That Brett needs a good kick up the arse.
Firstyfollower I think the beer dingo is lost. I sent him to deliver a beer to bretinator but the bret gave bad directions. Shhh, I think he can't read?
I'm r9310 and my penis is the size of soviet Russia
So many skanks out thar
anyone wanna explain what a firsty is?
Way to go, Des Moines!!
I absolutely love giving blow jobs!! It gives me a special way and provides a special connection with my man...but it is also an advantage If your amazing at it! ;)
Bob.... Put the nife down, right next to K and slowly move away. Please grab a pretzel.
It's Jason Statham, and I'm the Transporter, bitches!
Firsty is a girl. A hot one at that !
Does anyone else find themselves staying hard for ages after the blowjobs? Gets pretty annoying, because it's not the quick and easy solution I want.
More firsty haters.... They just havent had enough pretzels.. Mellow out, the beer dingo will be by soon...
This is Bob. Bob has a nife. I suggest you run from Bob.
Firsty is god!!!!!
That's no boy, that's my wife!
Firsty and all of his followers are like that "text from last night" no one wants to remeber.
Bob doesn't have a knife. You're missing the "k" so your nife is useless.
Firsty your my fucking Hero!! I'm gunna marry u someday :D Imma girl :)
-_- the the fuck can't I have friends like this?
Or some nice warm pretzels. They are better than a bj. It's all in how you eat them.
Brett no one asked about the size of your penis. If you have to boast about it???
i've been a good boy too!!!
what? are you gonna blow a 5 year old? a "good boy".. whipppcrack goes the leash.
The wolfpack apeach to firsty. LolololoL